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| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
My parents weren't... ah, the best of parents. I still remember the first day of school I was super excited and my dad told me to come into the back-yard. I walked back there and he was swinging a bat around and when I asked him what he was doing he said: "Showing you an example. If I EVER hear of you fighting, even if someone else throws the first punch, I'll beat you with this bat. Understand?"
Needless to say I was scared shitless to ever do anything physical to anyone. I remember a few months later I splashed soapy water into a girl's eyes by accident and was more upset than she was (because I thought I'd get a note sent home and get hurt); so I learned how to talk my way out of fights. Its always worked for me, really. I just make them see that beating me up is a waste of time and they usually agree.
However, I say I hate violence, yet I love stuff like Mythbusters where they blow shit up or empty a machine gun into a dead frozen pig. |
i had contradicting orders from each parent
my mom telling me to never fight and be a lady and then my dad telling me that if i ever get in a fight, i better win lol
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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