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Originally posted by Meat187 Cor is full with male Slylees today. Or what's with the stupid threads about your ugly girlfriends?!

you'll understand me a little better when you find a girlfriend you're crazy about

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Get a plastic one girl I'm sure your pituitary gland won't know the difference between a dong and a dildo

Wow really? This is what it has come down to?

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Try not to eat ketchup. That's what she told my sister like 2 months ago when she started breaking out lol

It doesn't have to be ketchup, stop eating all food with lots of grease in it. Shit, if you eat some popcorn or onion rings and scratch your forehead, you will look like the movie 28 days later.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Get a plastic one girl I'm sure your pituitary gland won't know the difference between a dong and a dildo

doesn't do it for me. just makes me more frustrated. real thing or GTFO.

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Try not to eat ketchup. That's what she told my sister like 2 months ago when she started breaking out lol

lol, i hate ketchup.

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Originally posted by Slylee mine just started. and lately i haven't been into the period sex thing. it's weird. i used to be all about it but i'd say for the past like 3-4 cycles i wasn't feeling it. i get cramps too bad so it's hard to get in the mood when you're cramping. and if i'm not cramping, usually an orgasm induces cramps for me. so now it's pretty much blowjob/handjob week instead now.

holler that

period sex hurts
we'll do it in the shower towards the end of my period but other than that, fuck it. blowjobs for him and sometimes we dry hump like teenagers

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by lücid doesn't do it for me. just makes me more frustrated. real thing or GTFO.

oh you hopeless romantic <3
lol


Just keep the puss digitally happy every once in a while or your frustrations might get you in trouble with some stinker who doesn't deserve the lucid experience

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Slylee you'll understand me a little better when you find a girlfriend you're crazy about

The scary thing is that you might even be right. A friend of mine recently got a new gf and the last time we met he indeed started to tell the most boring and useless story about how they watched a DVD together, exploring every detail like how she liked the wine and the movie and what funny remarks she made and what she had to say about blablabla and so on. He kept telling us this shit for like 20 minutes with many failed attemps by others to change the subject. Gosh, just say you scored, high five, and end of fucking story!
If I ever make a thread like that I want Ygrene to throatpunch some fucking sense back into me!

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lol

it's hard to control yourself. you're so happy and you just want the world to know how great he/she is. but yea you just end up being really annoying most of the time instead. i get it now

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Buzzkillington you can still get your period when you're pregnant. jus' fyi

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by ziptnf It doesn't have to be ketchup, stop eating all food with lots of grease in it. Shit, if you eat some popcorn or onion rings and scratch your forehead, you will look like the movie 28 days later.

Teatree oil.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

I've been PMSing all week. Fuck yeah, watch out or I will kill you

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Slylee mine just started. and lately i haven't been into the period sex thing. it's weird. i used to be all about it but i'd say for the past like 3-4 cycles i wasn't feeling it. i get cramps too bad so it's hard to get in the mood when you're cramping. and if i'm not cramping, usually an orgasm induces cramps for me. so now it's pretty much blowjob/handjob week instead now.

I honestly can't remember the last time that I was on my period... it happens so rarely that I don't think we care if I'm on the rag or not. Usually so light it doesn't make a difference!

Myra, I'm with you... I don't do the masturbation thing.

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