MajinNekoWeapon: i'm gonna tap dat ass.
fff: hey!
fff: sorry hunny, didn't you hear?
MajinNekoWeapon: what
fff: I gotta man
MajinNekoWeapon: dat aint no thang
fff: haha
fff: your line is
fff: whatcho man got ta do wiv me
fff: I ain't tryin' ta heah dat see

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To make things even better, his sister's the same age as that other chick, and her best friend.

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me: Yo so when can i tap that?
him: I was just about to txt you. Tap what??
me: THAT
him: I dunno, how about in five minutes?
me: I was thinking more like four
him: No, no, no. That's all wrong. How about 4.5?
me: 3.8?
him: .. Deal. Now how bout you tell me what youre talking about? lol
me: You are so gay
him: What? No u!
me: You wanna tap Nou??
him: Pfft fuck yeah!

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quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

quote:

Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by noikeee To make things even better, his sister's the same age as that other chick, and her best friend.

This guy is disgusting.

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quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

LOL, I'm pretty sure that if I texted any of my female friends with that all I would get is the equivalent to "WTF?" texted back

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lol, funny.

E (me): ?
D (her): My parents don't care.
E (me): good.

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Originally posted by lücid me: Yo so when can i tap that? him: I was just about to txt you. Tap what?? me: THAT him: I dunno, how about in five minutes? me: I was thinking more like four him: No, no, no. That's all wrong. How about 4.5? me: 3.8? him: .. Deal. Now how bout you tell me what youre talking about? lol me: You are so gay him: What? No u! me: You wanna tap Nou?? him: Pfft fuck yeah!

lol!! NOW it all makes sense. you're such a douche

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Originally posted by Renzo Me: Question for you... Nicole: Shoot. Me: When can I tap that? Nicole: That's a little weird. me: Not that weird, right? Nicole: Yes, it is. Me: Why? Nicole: Because I'm your sister. Me: Oh. Right.

Renzo, you fucking kill me man.

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i would be very angry if i had a brother and he did that to me.

it would skeeze me the fuck out...joking or not. i'd probably tell mom lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

My attempt was such a failure lol:

Me: Yo
Kelly: sup ken
Me: Nm man waiting for you to let me know when i can tap that
Kelly: ...
Me: Tap that ASS
Me: Please tell me you know I'm kidding
Kelly: chillout
Kelly: yesslmdao
Kelly: att work brb!

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Me: Hey are you awake? I gotta ask you something.
Pie: Yes, what is it my good fellow?
Me: When can I tap that?
Pie: As soon as this rash clears up. My prescription is almost done.
Me: Sick bro. Btw thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Pie: Lol maybe not openly; I was definitely laughing on the inside
Me: But I can just edit that part out.

edit // ah fuck

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