My favourite review blurb about GO Joe:

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At one point the bad guys crush an underwater base by blowing up an ice sheet above it - because that's what ice does, isn't it? It sinks to the bottom of the sea, rather than floating on the top IN WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL ICEBERGS.

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Couple more good ones:

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Their plan? Terrorise the world by knocking over the Eiffel Tower. Yes, the same stunt you saw in Team America: World Police five years ago, and that was a PARODY OF BAD ACTION FILMS for crying out loud.

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Enter the Joes, led by Channing Tatum, a man with the emotional range of a dinner plate with a frown painted on.

I enjoy these terrible action flicks that get released only for the hilarious reviews they get.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced Most movies are crap nowadays and not worth the money to go see. All they care about is how good the CGI is....bad plots and bad acting seem to be the norm in most movies now.

Kinda goin off tangent here, but two extremely good movies that I saw recently (that are pretty new) are Flame and Citron as well as Coraline. Check em out if you haven't already.

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Originally posted by love_child I hope you guys arent suprised that this movie is shiat

+1 Choice of director is one of the hints.

I don't get how people get super hyped for movie renditions of childhood favorites. IMO the majority of them have been a BIG let down. Especially in recent years. Don't people catch on to the trend? Trailer may look interesting, but the movie itself ends up being crappy and rarely lives up to people's expectations.

I like seeing movies made about childhood favorites, but I definitely have low expectations for them. None of them have been any good since TMNT 1 (and 2).

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced

Wow...that's a well done fake. He did a great job.

The real movie is going to be CGI so hopefully it's actually good...

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Originally posted by Spam Darknight ran 45 minutes too long. The last really good action flick that I enjoyed was Ong Bak. I'm really getting tired of movies that are 90% CGI and 10% horrible, painful acting.

i agree it was a little long, 45mins no, maybe 15-20mins....
it deffently wassn't lor of the rings long......
Ong Bak was awesome i wont deny that, but unless you watch an import in it's real form (no shitty dub, or sub titles) it will never be the same.....

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced Transformers was terrible.....and Dark Knight was watchable but it fell way short of being even a top 10 movie.

say what you want about transformers, most ppl did enjoy it thou.....
i know you like to say shit on here for the fuck of it(because i do, lol).....
but calling dark knight "watchable".....come on....maybe you just don't enjoy the action/sci fi genere, not that theres anything wrong with that.....i'm not saying everyone should love it but that movie deserves some credit(even if it stars christian bale)......

which leads me to my next point how is christian bale still getting work in hollywood, don't get me wrong he isn't all bad, he's just not as great as some of these ppl think he is.....
mother ****** is batman and john connor, wheres the justice?.....

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Ong Bak with no subtitles? Goin a little far? How are you supposed to understand wtf is going on?

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Ong Bak with no subtitles? Goin a little far? How are you supposed to understand wtf is going on?

That's what I'm saying. I mean I think he's saying you're losing something by having to read the subtitles but come on...you want to learn Mandarin or Cantonese (or any other lang) to watch a flick?

As for the Thundercats fan made trailer (I think that's what you're showing...), it was great. I loved it. I need to see the Cgi movie. MUST.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Ong Bak with no subtitles? Goin a little far? How are you supposed to understand wtf is going on?

i now wanna watch it.

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Originally posted by cammaxwell Wow...that's a well done fake. He did a great job.

Really well done. If that was a real movie I'm sure it wouldn't be as bad as...



LOL

if you want to go see the real "GI JOE" movie, go and see "the hurt locker"... really sick movie...

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Originally posted by cammaxwell Wow...that's a well done fake. He did a great job. The real movie is going to be CGI so hopefully it's actually good...

+1 that trailer is amazing, the person who made it has skills

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