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Originally posted by denys envy so instead you wait with blue balls until she comes back? doesn't make sense to me - at least get some relief!

I 'got relief' twice yesterday. My gigantic testicles are still wanting.

What I’d like to know is why being cynical (ie having a clue about how the world and people operate) precludes one from having sex, or that having sex somehow makes one less cynical?

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Originally posted by Domesticated I 'got relief' twice yesterday. My gigantic testicles are still wanting.

talk about 'unsatiable'. lol.

i've peed in a sink...desperate times, man.

We want to know what happened that forced you to tinkle in a sink, Nicole. Details, please.

*waits*

kitchen* sink.
too many people partying in the bathroom.

/details










*yes, i cleaned it.

The story would be hotter if you left it dirty.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN What I’d like to know is why being cynical (ie having a clue about how the world and people operate) precludes one from having sex, or that having sex somehow makes one less cynical?

you read my post again

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Renzo The story would be hotter if you left it dirty.

i didn't clean the car parked next to us at global gathering.

I just pissed in a trash can.