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Originally posted by Spam Yes, there are a whole load of books and male "love doctors" whose only real message seems to be "Don't take shit from females."

Frank T.J. Mackey has the answers.

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Originally posted by bas You guys don't want to know how deep this goes.

hahaha! ah man, bad news! don't ask.

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I'm just confused as to why the post is called "The reason some girls stay single."

Having a boyfriend would decrease these incidents, so shouldn't it be the other way around? This would only happen to a single girl.

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Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
Here you go America you are free to do as we tell you
We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

If we're talking about voicemails, I still hold Pat O'brien slew of them while drunk and coked out as numero uno.



1:48 mark FTW

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Originally posted by astroboy this is what happens when socially inept nerds decide they can solve their socialisation problems by analysing human social interaction as a simple "system" and reading too many of thos creepy-ass books about picking up

Except that this socialy inept nerd (the one leaving the voicemail) IS one of those dudes who write those books about systems on how to pick up chicks.

He's breaking one of the cardinal rules though.

Never leave a message.

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Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.