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Originally posted by jonSun give yourself a prostate massage

milkin' the prostate!

Will... seriously...

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

My balls are itching right now. I might have the herp.

Banora, what are your thoughts on the matter?

i haven't laughed that hard about anything TA-related in a while.

godspeed, mate. godspeed.

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Originally posted by yukii you got banned right now? huh?? i was gona go to san antonio with krypton. !

I live in San Antonio. Please don't come!

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Originally posted by Renzo My balls are itching right now. I might have the herp. Banora, what are your thoughts on the matter?

I believe, sir, you should go to the doctor and have them swab your penis-hole.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora I believe, sir, you should go to the doctor and have them swab your penis-hole.

...they shove it in your dick and swirl it around....

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Originally posted by astroboy Compared to: Urethral swab is worse imo... they actually stick it down the toob.

'

no waiz

You could only compare the two, if they used a clamp to open up the urethra (in males)

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Originally posted by narcism ' no waiz You could only compare the two, if they used a clamp to open up the urethra (in males)

But vag is stretchy, you're meant to be able to pop a small person out of it + u get it penetrated all the time. Urethra is a thin inflexible tube only designed for fluids.. along with catheter insertion it is the most painful male experience short of getting kicked in the nuts or liver punched.

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Originally posted by Zild I live in San Antonio. Please don't come!

haha *points and laughs*

well as long as they don't go 80 miles north of san antonio, i'll be happy. j/k

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