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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J No, you fucktard. It'd be hypocrisy if we were talking about the exact same jokes told in exactly the same way. We're not. There's more to being funny than picking the same subject as everyone else.

LOL

Yea, cept when its make fun of Nou time.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby LOL Yea, cept when its make fun of Nou time.

Nou, I like you, but I want to sexually bully you. Like I want to make you stand over me with your dick dangling and pointing downwards while I jerk you off with vaseline (containing a few bits of gritty sand) until you ALMOST come, then stopping, and spanking you with the hard eyeballs of a teddy bear.

An entire teddy bear filled with hard eyeballs spanking your ass. Until it's red.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Nou, I like you, but I want to sexually bully you. Like I want to make you stand over me with your dick dangling and pointing downwards while I jerk you off with vaseline (containing a few bits of gritty sand) until you ALMOST come, then stopping, and spanking you with the hard eyeballs of a teddy bear. An entire teddy bear filled with hard eyeballs spanking your ass. Until it's red.

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

wrong. we're all here to feel better about ourselves.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone