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Originally posted by Zharen SALAD FINGERS! *Points to avatar*

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

I almost eat only salads, however Jamie I was expecting for this thread to be about how much you love giving rim jobs. This is bullshit!

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Originally posted by iTranscendence This thread was not what I was expecting.

+1. That being said, I've just had salad. Lettuce, chard, corn, and tofu, with pepper and soy sauce.

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The deadly sin of salad is store-bought dressing.. fucking disgusting... apart from Japanese shiso dressing, just because fresh shiso leaves can be hard to find.

I usually like fairly simple fresh salads with fresh vegies.. it's all about the balance of textures/flavours. Like the proportion of juicy and crunchy vegetables to leaves etc.. it's also about the way you cut them.

I'll take a photo next time I toss a salad and post it here.

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Originally posted by Zild I almost eat only salads, however Jamie I was expecting for this thread to be about how much you love giving rim jobs. This is bullshit!

oh i can talk about how much i love giving rim jobs. your wish is my command

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Slylee oh i can talk about how much i love giving rim jobs. your wish is my command

yes please go on...

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getting my anus licked is better than sex and breathing. sometimes both.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

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Originally posted by lenazi getting my anus licked is better than sex and breathing. sometimes both.

yea.... shut up?

omg u are horrible at trolling nou

seriously? that's all you got for him?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Zild yes please go on...

well first i like to just lick around the asshole without really touching it...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone