We all have black sheep in our family, I have 3 cousins birthed by one of my mom's sisters that have amounted to absolutely nothing.

Apparently, the whale, Shelly, met Edit: *MARRIED this man who worked with her (Target), who has a Juris Doctorate, his Masters Degree in 3 separate fields, yet still works at Target? We all accused her of bullshit and asked to see the degrees but have yet to see them. She's the type that feeds her child McDonalds and KFC and watches her daughter get massive and then wonders why she rebels against her and turns into a goth.

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Seriously, the dumb fucking whale wouldn't take the bus because she had headaches. She wouldn't work at Baskin Robins because she MIGHT get carpel tunnel if she worked there for 20 years (more like she would eat all the fucking ice cream the dumb fucking beached whale).

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

jamie do it intervention style with your parents because talking to her nicely doesn't sound like it works because i'm sure you mom has said stuff given the fact she's always there. your siblings kids are just as good as your own so you owe it to them to try to keep them healthy.

also, how much does it suck to live in florida and be fat


wow ben that was cold...

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

Start kicking the shit out of her, and when she's too fat to fight back and she gets tired, blame her for eating McDonalds and scream at her about being a fat fucking piece of shit.

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Originally posted by chimera66 jamie do it intervention style with your parents because talking to her nicely doesn't sound like it works because i'm sure you mom has said stuff given the fact she's always there. your siblings kids are just as good as your own so you owe it to them to try to keep them healthy. also, how much does it suck to live in florida and be fat wow ben that was cold...

my sister lives in indiana. she grew up in south florida though but her husband is from indiana and she moved up there and is close to his family and pretty much adopted that whole fucking nascar lifestyle. i can't even believe she's my blood sometimes, we're polar opposites. my mom lives in downtown indianapolis though which is a nicer/modern city than where my sister is.

also, my sister cares about my opinion. even though she's 9 years older than me, she always envied me and asked advice for fashion and stuff. she doesn't even realize if she dropped the appropriate weight and put a little effort into her style, she would blow me away in the looks department.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by ziptnf We all have black sheep in our family, I have 3 cousins birthed by one of my mom's sisters that have amounted to absolutely nothing. Apparently, the whale, Shelly, met Edit: *MARRIED this man who worked with her (Target), who has a Juris Doctorate, his Masters Degree in 3 separate fields, yet still works at Target? We all accused her of bullshit and asked to see the degrees but have yet to see them. She's the type that feeds her child McDonalds and KFC and watches her daughter get massive and then wonders why she rebels against her and turns into a goth.

LOL yea i call bullshit too

i have a cousin who was on the lacrosse team at univ. of albany and dropped out and is now a bar tender at TGIF and has a baby with his gf. so yea, i know what you mean. god that pissed me off when he dropped out and told me his gf was preggers. he had his whole life in front of him. he seems happy though and his girlfriend IS smoking hot. she looks like a laguna beach character and the baby is cute. but still.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by chimera66 wow ben that was cold...

lol if you only knew. I saw my grandparents almost 2 weeks ago, and my grandmother considers me the first born. w00t

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by iclone

I need some help picking my jaw up off the floor.

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Originally posted by Slylee also, my sister cares about my opinion.

at least she respects your opinion. she just needs to understand her lifestyle will inevitably be very costly. just don't understand how a parent could hinder the positive growth of their own children...anyway kick some sense into her.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel lol if you only knew. I saw my grandparents almost 2 weeks ago, and my grandmother considers me the first born. w00t

shit she must be the devil then if your grandmother won't even acknowledge her.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 shit she must be the devil then if your grandmother won't even acknowledge her.

lol yeah. My sister and I hate her with a passion.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by Slylee my sister was like, "well MY KIDS LIKE MCDONALDS OK? so you're gonna have to know where these are! "