since frenchie is banned, i'll post for her

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to become the most popular skinny girl and have massive amounts of men and boys jerking off to me on the webcam and i'll make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of my sexy body because i'm a dancer for a big company in L.A. and have boyfriends in different area codes and i can eat whatever i want and i never get fat.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee Mine is having a talk show on TV that runs 24/7 where I blabber about my boyfriend and my mom all day and people actually have to listen lol

no i'd never want that in my life lol at all

wanna try again?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i wanna cum on clovis' fidel castro hat.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

write a healthy kenyan cookbook, have my book begin the next new fad diet. make lots of money and go on shows like oprah telling fat middle america housewives they too can be healthy and loss weight.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

what is a kenyan dish? have you ever posted in the recipe thread? i want a kenyan recipe!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee what is a kenyan dish? have you ever posted in the recipe thread? i want a kenyan recipe!

standard Kenyan fare:

i'd build a time machine that is exactly like the magic school bus.



Travel back into the past to pick up James Clerk Maxwell; Nikola Tesla, Einstein, Richard Feynman, and Newton. I'd also pick up Albert Hull, Floyd 'Sparky' Sweets, Tom Bearden, Edward Tietz, and John Bedini, Gaspard-Gustave Coriolis, Pierre-Simon Laplace; Once my bus reached this many people we'd collaborate on the most expensive scientific project ever known to the entire Universe.

At which point we'd also discover that Jedi powers do exist and we'd go visit Yoda on planet Dagobah. At this point Nikola Tesla would learn to shoot lightning bolts out of his hands, and the rest of us would follow suite;

Later on we'd discover how to achieve OVER 9000!!!! and begin doing research on how to turn our bodies into light beings; at which point we instantly learned how to manifest physically and then dematerialize.

Then all of a sudden we spend a millennia building planets out of raw materials thrown about space using our specially acquired powers. Then at which point we'd come visit earth in 2012 with a gigantic planet which can be seeded by only the best of the best humans on earth; Then we will seed another planet with only the worst of the worst humans.

From there we spend another millennia colonizing planets with different life forms and carry out the Universal Scientific experiment.

PS
"We are no other than a moving row
Of visionary shapes that come and go
Round with this Sun-illumin'd Lantern held
In Midnight by the Master of the Show"
~Omar Khayyam

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Originally posted by The17sss standard Kenyan fare:

omg i hate you for showing me this and it making me laugh.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

sukuma wiki and ugali

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sukuma is kale and ugali is the white block on the right, there is a special flour you can use in kenya for it but since i live in new york i just use cream of wheat. it's very basic but filling and good for you. you could add a meat stew too.

kenyan people love meat though...also there is a fairly large indian influence so we have our own versions of chapati and samosas. personally i like ours better.

overall i think people initially find my food odd but i like it...one of my favorites is njahi which is a black bean you boil then mash with bananas and maize. so damn tasty.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Slylee omg i hate you for showing me this and it making me laugh.

lol yeah kev. i scroll down & lol then .. but secretly lol inside...

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by The17sss standard Kenyan fare:

hey we aren't somalia or ethopia

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.