i was in this shady place inside a car doing a drug deal and as i waited for the shit some dude opened the other car door from the backseat and got beside me with a knife on my stomach and told me to give him all my shit, so he took like my cap and wallet and maybe phone...i just stayed cool and then before he left i asked him to at least give me my wallet back since it had all my documents, including my credit card..and he threw it back..he took like $400 though, but hey at least i didnt get stabbed and got my wallet back, even if without the cash.

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Originally posted by fbgdavidson The pro shop of a golf club I used to be a member at back in the UK got broken into one night. Instead of stealing £20,000 worth of golf clubs the only items that went missing were sweaters and golf clothes with the club's name and logo embroidered on them... When I was at school our religious studies teacher had her car broken into and the thieves left her Kenwood headunit but did take some religious studies books.

Yea, in someways it actually made me more mad that they didnt take the good stuff, there was some fucking expensive mics in there and they jacked two SM58s, a snare mic, kick mic, and a guitar/vocals mic.

I also had my full DJ set up sitting right next to it and hundreds of records and they didn't touch those... lol. I think something spooked them cause it looked like they left fast.

Probably saw my scary ass Soviet gas mask and giant soviet flag on the wall and were like "OH FUCK THIS GUY IS NUTS"

got robbed $2000 from a corrupt lawyer, then FLIPPED DAT and borderline extorted it back

someone broke into my old apartment in NYC, climbed up my fire escape and busted out the window. they took nothing!! all they (or this one person ) did was smoke crack in my apt and hide my slippers under the fridge.. true story. only in NY lol.

someone smashed my car window last year.

they took a bunch of cds i don't even listen to and my gym bag full of dirty work out clothes. I had about 40$ in change visible in the ashtray that they did not touch. Go figure.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Where did that diatribe come from?

because you basically said that jay is a lot like my boyfriend in a sense that he's "tough" and "hard" and doesn't waste time helping others so i was just pointing out how i don't think he is like that at all irl.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i help out tons of people, but i generally won't get involved in other peoples fights unless it is a woman getting confronted by a man.

I'm a pretty big guy, but i have no intention of catching a group beating because i got involved in things that are none of my business.

call 911, give location and move on.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

we were talking more about volunteering and how pat thinks it's a waste of time and pointless if you're not making money because he's a celf centered prick. he's that type who just looks out for me and him and that's it. "fuck everybody else" no time for helping people unless there is something in it for him because he only lives once, etc...

i don't see you as that type at all. in fact, i can totally see you volunteering.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Does anyone actually think Jay is "hard?"

Jamie is your boyfriend Jewish?

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Does anyone actually think Jay is "hard?"

No lol. He's just a big troll on here but he seems like he'd be a pretty decent guy in real life.

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Originally posted by Rose Jamie is your boyfriend Jewish?

no he's worse. he's french canadian lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone