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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Because he'll notice you've been putting it in your belly button all of these years?

Come on. These slylee burns were excellent.

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Originally posted by tubularbills So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary)

i'd tend to wipe before i pulled up my pants. that's probably why you get shit on your hands.

i dont see how this is a problem.

sometimes when im wiping fiercely after a enduring shit the tp breaks and then my finger nails get shit under them. yeah it sucks and it happens but that's what soap and water is for. get a nice hand wash and you're good to go. rather then the 5 second wash just go for the full minute scrub.

#realtalks

lol i didnt even read the op that well or the following posts above mine so it has nothing to do with this thread.

ill re-read later and give an opinion if necessary.

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Originally posted by r5a i dont see how this is a problem. sometimes when im wiping fiercely after a enduring shit the tp breaks and then my finger nails get shit under them. yeah it sucks and it happens but that's what soap and water is for. get a nice hand wash and you're good to go. rather then the 5 second wash just go for the full minute scrub. #realtalks

You normally wash your hands for 5 seconds

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Anyone else feel like your hands are still somehow dirty after washing them after taking a shit? Like no matter how long and how good I wash my hands after a shit, I still don't want to do certain things for a while after, like touch food or put in my contact lenses.

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Originally posted by nekholm Anyone else feel like your hands are still somehow dirty after washing them after taking a shit? Like no matter how long and how good I wash my hands after a shit, I still don't want to do certain things for a while after, like touch food or put in my contact lenses.

I get that feeling after coming in contact with old people.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Lol bump, because System J shits on his own hands!

would you prefer he shat on other peoples'?

is that where the apostrophe belongs? i can't work it out. fuck im old. and dumb.

and i don't think you've truly shat until you've ended up with shit on your hands. my best mate got it on a camera once. extra points for that. he also wrote his name on a hotel bathroom in shit, but obviously that wasn't an accident.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN would you prefer he shat on other peoples'? is that where the apostrophe belongs? i can't work it out. fuck im old. and dumb. and i don't think you've truly shat until you've ended up with shit on your hands. my best mate got it on a camera once. extra points for that. he also wrote his name on a hotel bathroom in shit, but obviously that wasn't an accident.

You're either drunk or stoned

I don't care which one, I fucking lol'd.

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haha i knew you'd be all over me like chola on a donut!

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More like how you were all over those wine coolers.

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Originally posted by Lews More like how you were all over those wine coolers.

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