I'm a huge chief wiggum fan.

Fav quote "no it's not. I'm just dusting for prints"

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Top 5 ATM
1) 16 Bit Lolitas - Nobody Seems To Care
2) Roger Martinez - Kaleidoscopic
3) Ormatie - She Very
4) 16 Bit Lolitas - Murder Weapon
5) Alex Dolby - Cairo

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got to love the duff man(oh yeah!), willy and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon(thank you, coe again)


Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp.
Apu: That's $1.85.
Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please.
Apu: $4.20.
Martin: How much is your penny candy?
Apu: Surprisingly expensive!




Question to all: where is springfiled?

quote:

Originally posted by Carona I'm a huge chief wiggum fan. Fav quote "no it's not. I'm just dusting for prints"

'Looks like you got yourself a broken taillight Simpson'.
'Where?'
*SMASH* 'Right there!'
'One day us common citizens will stand up against you corrupt police!!'
'Oh my god! Have you set a date yet??????'

haha

'Right boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler!'
SMACK! tank breaks down door of rev. lovejoy's place
'What in the lords name are you doing!?'
'Isn't this 742 Evergreen terrace?'
'No, thats next door!!'

(snake escapes in car)
'Close but no donut, cops!!'
'This is papa bear, put out an apb on a suspect driving a ...car..heading in the direction of..uh..you know, that place that sells chilly. Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless!!'



bad cops bad cops
bad cops bad cops
springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect with the money they make?
whether in the car or on the horse, we dont mind using excessive force!
bad cops bad cops
bad cops bad cops

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new set online, Summer Journeys

hahaha
don't get me started on the simpsons or this thread will have 10,000 posts in it in a few days

Homer: Y'know Flanders, if I can help in any way, just ask.
Flanders: Well actually--
Homer: (walking away) That's just an expression.

Homer: Trying is just the first step towards failure.

Dr Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like ... [dramatic] Siamese twins!
Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins".
Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it ain't gonna happen.

Homer: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice...

LOL

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quote:

Originally posted by Warez Guy Mr Burns: Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket Smithers: You don't have to tell me sir! Funniest saying ever.

how fucking funny is that!!

ralph is the man!

thats my sandbox...im not allowed in the deep end
the leprechan tells me to burn things (or something like that)

and you cant forget the little alien dude who talks to homer

Ralph to Lisa: I heard your dad went in to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant they had to close the restaurant

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Homer: (on phone lying) I'm coming home later today, there had been an accident.
Marge: (phone) Oh god, I hope nothing bad happened.
Homer: No, but Lenny got hurt.
Marge: Oh no, not Lenny.

Marge: Kids, I have bad news. Lenny had an accident.
Bart and Lisa: Oh no, not Lenny!

I love Homer, Lenny and Mr. Burns. They are the best

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My Vinyl Sale

this image will never leave my mind

homer trying to grab the lollipop stuck on the back of his shirt

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

my 2 favorite things:
Save me, Jeebus!

when Homer grabs Bart by the neck and starts choking him + sometimes he says:
why you little...
why you little ungrateful...
i'll kill you!

soooooo funny!!!

2 of the most genious episodes: the save me jeebus one, where Homer is doing missionary work somewhere in Oceania to escape PBS
and Behind The Laugher, a parody of VH1's Behind The Musis

and the secret is finally revealed: they're from Northern Kentucky! (it's just me and me mates were having an argument about their location)

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