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Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17 He is old enough to be her great-great-grandfather. But Ahmed Muhamed Dhore, a Somalian who claims he is 112 years old, said he had realised a "dream" by marrying a 17-year-old bride. Dhore – who says he was born in 1897, the year that Queen Victoria celebrated her diamond jubilee – already has 13 children by five wives, but said he would like more with his newest, Safiya Abdulle. Hundreds of people attended the extraordinary ceremony this week in Guriceel, in the region of Galguduud. "Today God helped me realise my dream," Dore said. He and his new wife, who is almost a century his junior, are from the same village in Somalia, he said, adding that he had waited for her to grow up to propose. He says his children and two other wives agreed to the marriage, as did Abdulle's parents. "I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love, and then we agreed to marry," the groom said. The bride's family said she was "happy with her new husband". Somali adolescent girls are often married off to older men. Dhore has 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 and three of his wives have died. This was his first marriage for three quarters of a century.

[You don't need to be a vampire, after all]

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Originally posted by Lira [You don't need to be a vampire, after all]

NOICE!!!!!

i guess i can quit picking up underage girls on the internet, and just become a muslim

btw :
Dhore has 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 and three of his wives have died. This was his first marriage for three quarters of a century.

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

Guys going to have a heart attack, first time in 50 years he see's breasts that aren't touching the floor.

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Originally posted by R.j. You know, despite the fact that it turns out that we have a ridiculously amount of things in common, that for some reason helps not my already HIGH lack o' confidence. There's a funny thing to this all, though. As soon as I saw her, she recognized me, as did I, but we couldn't really put our finger on how we "knew" each other, or where we'd seen each other; and it turns out that she knows to some marginal extent my two of my exgirlfriends, and that she'd seen me around highschool, just that I never really was aware of her. Smallllll world.

Just fucking do it. Stop pussyfooting around. Call her and ask her out.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by R.j. You know, despite the fact that it turns out that we have a ridiculously amount of things in common, that for some reason helps not my already HIGH lack o' confidence.

God, you sound like me when I am whining about guys I like. -facepalm-

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

if nobody wanted to do it, there wouldn't be a law against it

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by shuni

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

A good read, for another perspective on the evil that is Twilight:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...f-the-She-Geeks

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