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| quote: | Originally posted by Ferg
K so here is a story from saturday night. We leave mod club around 2 and hop in my buddies car. Its his birthday so you can imagen he wasn't exactly sober. So he's driving around like a complete fool, booze and other stuff in the car, mixed drink in the cup holder. we get pulled over and pretty much everyone in the car is like "FUUUUCK". Cop comes up and asks for his licence and registration. So not looking my buddy pulls a pack of zig zags out his wallet and hands it to the cop... I have to admit I laughed. So some how we don't get searched but the cop grabbed the mixed drink at one point to see the label on the bottle. Then lets us go. In celebration everyone in the car made their first visite to CZ which was actually pretty Hype  |
Funny story.
If I actually believed it, I'd be telling you to wrap a noose around your neck and hang out on an ice block for a few hours though.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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If any part of that story is true, you should proceed to jump off a cliff. Douche.
