I've never liked weddings. It's like seeing a man cut off his penis and throw it on a highway where the same car keeps driving over it again and again. Makes me cringe.
Dec-07-2009 10:10
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
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Originally posted by Slipmat
I've never liked weddings. It's like seeing a man cut off his penis and throw it on a highway where the same car keeps driving over it again and again. Makes me cringe.
Only for you pussies who are afraid of commitment.
You know I think I actually knew that. I'm not around as much anymore to keep me reminded. I do see quite a few I'm engaged threads...
Though, you're not married yet! Until then weddings will be miserable, and once you have your very own you'll be grooving on the dance floor while that tree gets struck by lightning.
It's a mental thing.
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Dec-07-2009 10:31
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
how can one be miserable with all that free alcohol?
Dec-07-2009 11:30
colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
i cant say i have ever felt empty at a wedding.... my booze-o-meter is usually past full all the time at the wedding. not sure what it is about weddings but it always puts me in massive party mode, i cant think of a single wedding i have been to in the last 10 years where i didn't have an absolute mental time. I do agree tho, if i had the choice, id probably skip the ceremony part..... setting foot inside churches (especially catholic ones) just gives me the willies...... not to mention catholic weddings last no less than an hour and a half and its a proven fact that church pews are the most uncomfortable seating ever invented and the only booze they serve is under matured shit wine and you have to take it with part of a dead religious icon. Im sorry but the sole reason i lost faith with the catholic church was because they led me to believe that jesus was made of disgusting cardboard like wafer board....... had they told me he was made of pepperoni and cheese pizza, i wouldn't have lost the faith. I only believe in delicious deitys. Flying Spaghetti monster FTW
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Dec-07-2009 13:37
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
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Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i cant say i have ever felt empty at a wedding.... my booze-o-meter is usually past full all the time at the wedding. not sure what it is about weddings but it always puts me in massive party mode, i cant think of a single wedding i have been to in the last 10 years where i didn't have an absolute mental time. I do agree tho, if i had the choice, id probably skip the ceremony part..... setting foot inside churches (especially catholic ones) just gives me the willies...... not to mention catholic weddings last no less than an hour and a half and its a proven fact that church pews are the most uncomfortable seating ever invented and the only booze they serve is under matured shit wine and you have to take it with part of a dead religious icon. Im sorry but the sole reason i lost faith with the catholic church was because they led me to believe that jesus was made of disgusting cardboard like wafer board....... had they told me he was made of pepperoni and cheese pizza, i wouldn't have lost the faith. I only believe in delicious deitys. Flying Spaghetti monster FTW
