Dear Banora,

Still haven't heard back from you about my proposal.
Soooo, yeah.. get back to me when you get this message.

So Yours,

Alfi

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

Dear Alfi,

My diamond ring was bigger and more expensive so she said yes.
Sorry.

~Fledz

...plus it came with a schematic.

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"Dear" Fledz,

Go Suck a fuck!

Alfi

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by Frenkieee Dear white girls, I would have sex with all of you. Regards, Frenk

dear Frenk,

i'm game. all i ask in return is that you kindly escort me to all of the gigs listed in your signature.

kisses,
lucid

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are you really banging zild? i always wondered what it would be like to bang zild while he careens his car into nou's family

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear 10" diesel-powered vibrating dildo w/ lasers

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

What happened to the thread Slylee made?



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Dear Acton,



So are you coming in March or what? Can't wait to hit that




-Rose

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

Dear Resident Families,

Please stop bringing us delicious Christmas treats, I have no willpower and am going to turn into a holiday chubalub.



Much appreciated,



Miss Pie

Dear Delta,

Not once have I ever had anything but a terrible experience with your flight attendants. Perhaps it would do you well to train people on proper customer service. To say that you have the bitchiest employees is to say that the Atlantic Ocean is damp.

In addition, your exit row doors are in need of some repair. Enough cold air seeped through into our row during those five hours that my entire feet were completely numb for two hours after getting off of the plane.

I'll begrudgingly continue to use your cheap flights to Atlanta until Virgin, God of air travel, starts flying to Hartsfield-Jackson.

Fuck You,
Jake

Dear presents,

Why do you come in awkward shapes that can not be wrapped?
fuck you

regards

Ania

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

Dear Ania,


If they aren't disguised, you'll know they're all dildos.



You're welcome,


Pie