Originally posted by wotyzoid
Things to do before I die list:
1. Get married to a Playboy bunny
2. Write a bestselling novel
3. Have sex in an elevator
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17. Have a beer with Renzo
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101. Adopt an African child
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Adopt kid, celebrate by having sex with renzo in an elevator whilst drinking a beer. No idea where bunny comes in.
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Jan-14-2010 00:08
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Adopt kid, celebrate by having sex with renzo in an elevator whilst drinking a beer. No idea where bunny comes in.
Renzo is the bunny, man!
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Jan-14-2010 13:02
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Adopt kid, celebrate by having sex with renzo in an elevator whilst drinking a beer. No idea where bunny comes in.
Fuck bike, eat girl, sell pizza.
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Jan-14-2010 13:20
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
I've gone out with Renzo a bunch of times and we used to drink beers (back when I drank)... and I would almost pee in my pants the entire night.
He is awesome. Awesome friend.. and awesome person to hang with and he knows first hand how crazy I get when taco bell puts sour cream on my fuking meal
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Jan-14-2010 14:38
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
I'll put sour cream on your meal
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Jan-14-2010 14:43
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
i freaking hate SOUR CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATE IT. Yuck. oman - it's like the curse of Renzo.. when I am with him - I don't ever ask for a TACO SUPREME.. I'll get regular TACOSSSSS and the assholes @ taco bell will give me one regular taco and the rest supreme.
I wanted to go back there and kick their ass and i wanted to be a lady infront of renzo so i had to swallow my food when in reality i wanted to spit it out
that was towards the beginning of our friendship - now i don't care
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I know you'll always be
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Jan-14-2010 15:28
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL and i wanted to be a lady infront of renzo so i had to swallow
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
Jan-14-2010 16:02
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me
R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9
Jan-14-2010 16:05
Schadenfreude
Bird is the word.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
What about brown? I want a brown dick on my face