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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

I took a deuce on public message board without tp. true story

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Originally posted by jennypie This happened to me a couple years ago. Fortunately nobody else was in the washroom at the time, so I just moved to another stall to finish. However, I forgot to flush before I moved, and just as I closed the door somebody came into the bathroom and tried to go into the stall I just left. I was trying so hard not to laugh when she shrieked with shock and disgust.

I know this is irrational but thought a shit from an attractive woman would be less gross.

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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

In addition if its messy I like to sneak out and put liquid soap/water the tp so I can properly clean my stink hole.

Last edited by igottaknow on Jan-22-2010 at 22:40

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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

Seriously.

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Yeah, that's the logical thing to do; but when you have to shit something terrible, the ensuing relief is all that comes to mind when entering a bathroom stall.

This thread is disgusting...

... and Girls Don't Poop!

to clear up some confusion for everyone, here's a short list of the things that come out of girls' butts:

-puppy dogs
-flowers
-butterflies
-rainbows
-muffins
-canaries
-peaches
-hummingbirds
-potpourri
-sunshine
-Schnapps
-dandelions
-Mike & Ikes
-marshmallows
-allen wrenches
-strawberries
-performing hamsters
-cinnamon
-cherries
-black and white photos of children building sandcastles

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Originally posted by Mebot This thread is disgusting... ... and Girls Don't Poop! to clear up some confusion for everyone, here's a short list of the things that come out of girls' butts:...

I'm on the same page as you but I hadn't thought it out as much as you have. I'd rather not imagine anything coming out of their but only my penor after I'm finished.

I've been away from TA for awhile. I have had plenty of time to think about the inner workings of the universe.


and then some...

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Originally posted by Mebot I've been away from TA for awhile. I have had plenty of time to think about the inner workings of the universe. and then some...

good to see you again. its been dead recently. slylee threw tantrum and left, but she'll be back.

lol, so translation: I haven't missed much

is dis real, or is this another 'i came back to post two times' type of comeback?!

Well I don't know. Impress me. So far the threads in the COR just aren't that interesting....

Jesus christ, listen to me. I sound like a highty tighty COR snob.

My apologies

Well I have beers. And I am drinking. And I will post. we will see if this continues to be a trend or not.

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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

smart man

i rarely find myself dropping dueces in a public restroom but if the situation is grave, then yes i would take the precautions to make sure there's paper to wipe my ass with.