Dear Mr Club Owner,

Please stop inviting middle aged asian perverts to your club. I know that from a business standpoint it is "the more the merrier", but from an enjoyable company standpoint they can make things a little bit awkward.

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Toronto clubs should start having memberships. And with memberships come benefits.

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Thoughts of my tort law class are swimming around my head!

Thoughts of every day at work are swimming around in my head and I want them out.

Although I can see where there is some negligence by the club by not providing hearing protection.....the contributory negligence would be huge on the part of the patron.

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don't hire bouncers that have been fired from every other club to save money. this will cost you money in the end from law suits and lost business.

to take care of your bouning staff hire a dalton to teach them the ways. i want to feel safe not scared.





lol, at this thread tho. the people that get paid by clubs bitching about the fact that us the consumers are giving suggestions to them. the more people are happy at your club the better for you! we always bring earplugs but sometimes don't olan to go out the very last minute and therefore don't have a chance to go home and grab some. Footwork staff gave me ear plugs for free on a few occasions. not that big a deal.

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Originally posted by breathesteve Toronto clubs should start having memberships. And with memberships come benefits.

that would be cool.

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Originally posted by breathesteve Toronto clubs should start having memberships. And with memberships come benefits.

i assume people would expect this membership to be free right?


Id charge $20-$25 yearly for a perpetual door discount and line bypass.

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Originally posted by breathesteve Toronto clubs should start having memberships. And with memberships come benefits.

No need for memberships, just strict door policy.

- Lizard Lounge door policy circa 1988:

"No sneakers, no blue jeans, no blue eye shadow."

- Berghain door policy circa right about now:

"No cameras, no cellphones."

I know I'm going near-completely against the grain, but I love the idea of the latter.

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess that would be cool.

Didn't TiL have free membership when it first opened? They gave everyone a black card or something like that b/c it was a "members only" club so they could get around the smoking by-laws.

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Originally posted by Pure Trance Prd If your worried about your ears its your responsibility to protect them not a club owner.

Ear plugs are dirt-cheap and would be a cheap/easy 'good will' measure to have them available at the club.

There have been times I've left a club because I found things too loud and it was hurting my ears - if they had sucked up 20c and given me a free pair, I would stay longer, spend more money on drinks/etc and they would have made more money off of me.

(I usually head out with ear plugs, but now and then I do forget them at home)

Hell, I'd even pay $1-$2 for a pair of earplugs if I had forgotten mine at home.

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Originally posted by kaniz Hell, I'd even pay $1-$2 for a pair of earplugs if I had forgotten mine at home.

Now u are talking... clubs arent charities!

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

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‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

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Originally posted by Jayx1 i assume people would expect this membership to be free right? Id charge $20-$25 yearly for a perpetual door discount and line bypass.

It should be a paying membership like $20 or $30 for a year. That should give the member real line bypass, special promotional offers to members only (like discounts on some nights, reduced cover for friends, a couple free parties during the year (like in January or off season), and depending on the club and how many rooms there are there could be a members room. I'm sure there are lots of other little things a club could do with this. Alot of the great clubs in history have had memberships.

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess don't hire bouncers that have been fired from every other club to save money.

or don't hire Dicks to assume positions of any level @ your club at anytime period...