what has 3 feet but no legs and cannot walk?

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Originally posted by LKD what has 3 feet but no legs and cannot walk?

A yard.

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Originally posted by The Ear A guard.

no...it's a yard.

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Originally posted by LKD no...it's a yard.

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Originally posted by The Ear

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A man is traveling with a fox and two chickens, if he leaves the fox alone with the chickens the fox will eat the chickens. He comes to a river and needs to cross it, he finds a small boat that can carry only him and one animal, how does he get himself, the fox and two chickens across the river safely?

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced A man is traveling with a fox and two chickens, if he leaves the fox alone with the chickens the fox will eat the chickens. He comes to a river and needs to cross it, he finds a small boat that can carry only him and one animal, how does he get himself, the fox and two chickens across the river safely?

Take the fox across first. Go back, get one of the chickens, and bring it across. Return to the original side of the river with the fox, leave it there, and take the remaining chicken to the other side. Return for the fox last.

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- Take the fox over, return with nothing
- Go over with one chicken, return with the fox
- Go over with the second chicken, return with nothing
- Take the fox over

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew - Take the fox over, return with nothing - Go over with one chicken, return with the fox - Go over with the second chicken, return with nothing - Take the fox over

Too slow

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Originally posted by Import Here you go, look to one side and back to the middle to change the direction.

you just made my life! I've been staring at this thing for years! I feel better about myself now. woo hoo.

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"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Originally posted by Import Here you go, look to one side and back to the middle to change the direction.

Insane. I've actually never seen this and stared at it for awhile.

Cool idea for a thread.

A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come?

and dont google it