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Originally posted by Arbiter Very well... After she left, I immediately called my boss. I told him that this woman had come to my office asking for money, and that I had asked her whether she had obtained permission to go about the office soliciting donations (she hadn't). I told him that when I told her that I thought her behavior was inappropriate, she become hysterical and threatened me. Later, she predictably complained about me to her supervisor, who contacted me directly to inquire about the incident. I told him the same story, and that I had already reported it to my boss (who was also his boss). The three of us met the next day, and I was able to convince both of them of my version of the events. The woman was told that she would be let go if she caused any more trouble. She didn't make it through her next performance review. I suspect she wouldn't have been retained in any event, as the low quality of her work certainly merited dismissal, but it's possible that my scheming was a factor as well.

I admire your cold calculating ways. lol

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN you always fuck this up

Seriously! Fucking Stu, fuck

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister Swaggered up to a bird in a club and asked how she likes her eggs in the morning. She turns round and says 'unfertilized'. I retort 'Good, cos I was planning on firing my wad up your arse anyway'. Can be used to equally good effect by declaring you planned on firing one out over her face too.

Bahaha, that's a good'n.

Ha. Good to see some of you are cunts too.

One day, myself and a group of friends were eating wings at Hooters. The waitress was a total bitch the entire time, barely acknowledging our existence and just being generally rude.

It was an "all you can eat wings" deal, and they have a rule that you can't take any home or share (which, fair enough, makes sense.) I had told the waitress the last time around that I wanted ONE more round of wings, and then I'd be done since I was getting full.

The next time around, she goes, "Do you want me to put in an order for another round of wings?" to which I reply, "Oh, no thank you, I'm barely making it through this round". She says, "Oh, well I already put the order in for you." I ask her if I can bring them home, and she says no. I tell her to cancel the order because it would just be wasted since I was getting full, as I had mentioned before. We argued back and forth about this a little bit, as I try to convince her to either let me take the wings home, or cancel the order. She eventually walks away.

The bitch comes back with another round of wings. She gets to the table and there is nowhere to put them. She sighs, annoyed, and starts complaining about it. I say, "That's why I TOLD you not to bring them!" She walks away, full-on attitude, at which point I yell angrily at her, "I swear to GOD I'm going to fuck your chest." To which my buddy replies, "There's a reason they call it 'Hooters' and not 'Service'."

Of course, laughter breaks out, and everyone decides it is time to leave.

I'm always nice to everyone.

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Well I guess it would have been the time my frineds and I got kicked out of a motel room for having a party in it, and I called the owners dirty chinks and said they smelled like cockroaches.

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Originally posted by jennypie they smelled like cockroaches.

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I'm having a hard time remembering insults I've said to people.. I haven't done much of that in my lifetime. The only one that comes to mind at the moment is one time in High School, this vile girl who always enjoyed provoking me was talking to me. I always ignore her, but she kept going, so I said "Could you please shut the fuck up, your breath smells like an anchovy's vagina".
Everyone started laughing. She was too startled and embarassed to say anything.

That felt good.

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