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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Originally posted by Domesticated They've done you a favour by giving you a job,

what complete bollocks!

I was accused of 'tampering with lockers'. Ended up smashing about five of them in with my fist before I left and never came back.

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It looks like you ain't got no pants on there buddy!

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Originally posted by DancingMonkey I was accused of 'tampering with lockers'. Ended up smashing about five of them in with my fist before I left and never came back.

Did that act finally make you feel like a man?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Did that act finally make you feel like a man?

Yes, yes it did.

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It looks like you ain't got no pants on there buddy!

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Originally posted by DancingMonkey Yes, yes it did.

Then, it was a job well done.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Then, it was a job well done.

I went on to become the greatest barefisted locker-smasher west (and east) of the Mississippi. Won the locker-smashing international competition 5 years running. Currently hold the world record of 30 locker doors smashed in 10 seconds. You might know me as Jerry "locksmash" McCallister. If I haven't smashed a locker door, it's not worth smashing.

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It looks like you ain't got no pants on there buddy!

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Originally posted by DancingMonkey I went on to become the greatest barefisted locker-smasher west (and east) of the Mississippi. Won the locker-smashing international competition 5 years running. Currently hold the world record of 30 locker doors smashed in 10 seconds. You might know me as Jerry "locksmash" McCallister. If I haven't smashed it, it's not worth smashing.

I know a guy who smashed 31 lockers in 10 seconds. But it wasn't official or anything. Fuckin' politics, man.

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Originally posted by Domesticated If an employer doesn't want you around, then why would you want to stick around, or even bother screwing them for money? They've done you a favour by giving you a job, and if it doesn't work out then you're obviously bad at your work and shouldn't be working there anyway. Or, you've pissed off someone in power, even if you are good at your job. In either case, the best idea is just to move on. Why get the government involved with such a petty matter?

+1

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UnauthorizedTranceAddict Youtube Channel where I post older mixes from the TA DJ Promotion Forum

My mixes:

Still up:1:2

Down:3:4:5

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I know a guy who smashed 31 lockers in 10 seconds. But it wasn't official or anything. Fuckin' politics, man.

You've met Horace "dentalocker" Jones? Wow. Wow. He's a...no, THE pioneer of locker smashing. Died last year. He'd been smashing lockers since '43. That guy is the reason I got into the whole thing in the first place. He wasn't big on showing off or world records, but he did amazing things for the sport. Need I mention the Great Televised locker smash of 1975?

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It looks like you ain't got no pants on there buddy!

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Originally posted by DancingMonkey You've met Horace "dentalocker" Jones? Wow. Wow. He's a...no, THE pioneer of locker smashing. Died last year. He'd been smashing lockers since '43. That guy is the reason I got into the whole thing in the first place. He wasn't big on showing off or world records, but he did amazing things for the sport. Need I mention the Great Televised locker smash of 1975?

He just had a passion. No one person, or one locker, could stand in his way.

He'll be missed.

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