Then she passes by and says...

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They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.

Curry bombs away; no courtesy flush.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

Man rapes hooker. Charged with theft.

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"The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought." — Sir Thomas Beecham

Rape is funny, hooker was clown.

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

Drove to Guv, received car wash.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

no lighter, smoked joint using toaster.

Ring bell. dog salivates. cat confused.

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is this the shirt you're referring to? it's covered in blood charlie, santa's blood you goddamn lunatic

man donates ski pole, gets syrup

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is this the shirt you're referring to? it's covered in blood charlie, santa's blood you goddamn lunatic

At guvy, saw Digi receiving carwash

Thank god for Luongo's left hand.

Epic Fail. AJ falls off chairlift.


Sorry bro, couldnt resist!!!