Fuck the boat cruises. I'll shell out $50 for 3 hours of entertainment if and when reports start pouring in that promoters and operators have cleaned up their act.

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Originally posted by Joe Drust RANDOM- I really need to catch a cruise in Miami next year!

if you do, you will NOT be disappointed!

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Would be nice if we could do this (a big boat cruise) in Toronto.. then make 3 different levels for 3 different promoters etc.

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Not enough hot chicks crapping in their tight white pants anymore

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Not enough hot chicks crapping in their tight white pants anymore

Ive never seen hot ones crap their pants, just shitty messes

Which reminds me..........LOL @ plastik girls who wear 6" heals and a mini dress on a boat. Its not fucking guvernment FFS!

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Originally posted by RobSt*r Which reminds me..........LOL @ plastik girls who wear 6" heals and a mini dress on a boat. Its not fucking guvernment FFS!

LOL! They always make me laugh

Another favourite was a girl who wore a tshirt as a dress a couple summers back. It made it REALLY entertaining to dance behind her

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the sketch factor is always high on those boats lol like someone said - people treat it as an afterparty

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ALSO, LOL at those who board with no sleep from night before, ate 20 pills and forgot to bring shades! HAHA...bug eyed mother ******s!!

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Late departures are not always the fault of the promoters/boats.

Some things attendees could do to help everyone get out on the lake sooner.

- Be at the dock in line before the advertised boarding time.
- don't hang out in the parking lot with 100 other people until 5 minutes before the boat is *supposed* to leave, then show up at the dock
- Ladies, leave your purses at home or in your trunk.
- Don't bring bags/backpacks
- Bring ID and have it out
- Have your pockets empty and be ready to be searched

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Originally posted by activate Late departures are not always the fault of the promoters/boats. Some things attendees could do to help everyone get out on the lake sooner. - Be at the dock in line before the advertised boarding time. - don't hang out in the parking lot with 100 other people until 5 minutes before the boat is *supposed* to leave, then show up at the dock - Ladies, leave your purses at home or in your trunk. - Don't bring bags/backpacks - Bring ID and have it out - Have your pockets empty and be ready to be searched

Nothing personal against you or Activate, but maybe to help on your points, promoters and boat staff can get their shit together sooner, and start boarding the thing and ADVERTISING an hour sooner boarding time. Departure times stay the same.

No exceptions. You miss departure time and thats that...........let a few miss the boat this season and see how early on the next few cruises people get their act together.

That way everyone will have plenty of time to get their shit together, and get their asses on the boat.

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Originally posted by RobSt*r You miss departure time and thats that...........let a few miss the boat this season and see how early on the next few cruises people get their act together. That way everyone will have plenty of time to get their shit together, and get their asses on the boat.

This needs to happen, and the precedent needs to be set. Sure, promoters will lose money on the first few boats they do this on, but they should be weighing it against the longer-term cost of people getting fed up with late departures and going on less boat cruises during the summer.

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Originally posted by RobSt*r Nothing personal against you or Activate, but maybe to help on your points, promoters and boat staff can get their shit together sooner, and start boarding the thing and ADVERTISING an hour sooner boarding time. Departure times stay the same. No exceptions. You miss departure time and thats that...........let a few miss the boat this season and see how early on the next few cruises people get their act together. That way everyone will have plenty of time to get their shit together, and get their asses on the boat.

That's why a cut off time between departure and boarding works the best. If people miss the cut off time then its too bad! Others shouldn't have to suffer because of a few people who are irresponsible.

As for banning sunscreen/liquids. I'm guessing this has to do with people G'ing out. A good method for keeping everyone happy is to have a Sunscreen station on the boat for those that burn easily. Free Sunscreen

Also, I find hiring extra staff and security(searchers) for any event that's going to require fast entrance to a venue is a big bonus! It helps! It may cost more, but it makes things much more efficient.

For promoters, it is their responsibility to make sure people are aware of all the details. If people ignore or don't read these details then its their problem. They shouldn't complain if they're denied.

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