You see, we're mammalian creatures in pursuit of happiness. What makes mammals happy? Breasts! That's why we invented fire, so we could see breasts in the dark! That's why we came up with this thing called "civilisation", so we could have a greater amount of breasts per square kilometre! And that's why we build bridges, discover cures for deadly diseases, send spaceships to all corners of the universe, and learn how to cook paella in 5 minutes because your date is coming tonight and you promised to cook something sophisticated and romantic though you don't even know what to do with the steamed rice you just prepared.
We do it all because we love breasts!
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May-21-2010 02:08
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
That's why we invented fire, so we could see breasts in the dark!
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May-21-2010 02:10
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Hell yeah, you better support them big titty bitches!
May-21-2010 02:11
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
quote:
Originally posted by floyd741
Fuck morality, whatever advances our understanding and use of science is a good thing in my opinion.
This.
For centuries religios idiots have kept science from advancing and now moralist idiots, which are the same breed, since, as some philosopher fag will surely explain, moral and religion form a disgusting bastard marriage, are trying to do the same thing.
Originally posted by Meat187
This.
For centuries religios idiots have kept science from advancing and now moralist idiots, which are the same breed, since, as some philosopher fag will surely explain, moral and religion form a disgusting bastard marriage, are trying to do the same thing.
I want a MF'in Spacerocket!
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May-21-2010 09:50
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Why, of course, I'm a scientist!
You see, we're mammalian creatures in pursuit of happiness. What makes mammals happy? Breasts! That's why we invented fire, so we could see breasts in the dark! That's why we came up with this thing called "civilisation", so we could have a greater amount of breasts per square kilometre! And that's why we build bridges, discover cures for deadly diseases, send spaceships to all corners of the universe, and learn how to cook paella in 5 minutes because your date is coming tonight and you promised to cook something sophisticated and romantic though you don't even know what to do with the steamed rice you just prepared.