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| quote: | Originally posted by Lomeli
Not gay:
"Nah man, you're a good looking guy... you can get any girl you want."
Gay:
"Damn dude, you have a nice ass." |
This.
You know, this reminds me of a gay friend I have in real life. One day he asked me whether I could say a guy was good-looking, and this is what I told him:
"Why, of course,
You're good-looking yourself. I'm sure you make girls swoon, though you probably care little about them. However, I don't see why blokes are reluctant to say their sense of aesthetics is a little wider than their concept of female hotness.
Pandas are cute. Too god damn cute, actually. If anyone asked me 'Are pandas beautiful?' I'd say 'Hell yeah, they're the epitome of my idea of cuteness!'. Does that mean I'd ever shag a panda? No way! I can be aesthetically attracted to things without feeling to urge to stick the dearest part of my body inside them. This happens to include pandas, icy landscapes, other blokes, coffee machines and, dare I say, currently all girls with the sole exception of my girlfriend. There, I said it, and I feel none the gayer for having said that".
He mocked me for weeks on end, saying he didn't mind being compared to a panda, as "he loved the bamboo" 
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