put it in a nutella jar, in the nutella.

Was this a serious question?

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when my brother and i would fly back home to jersey from cali on holidays my brother would occasionally bring an 8th or quarter or weed back with him - he'd wrap it really tight, cover whatever it was wrapped in with peanut butter and ground up coffee beans, wrap again- and somehow tape it to his nuts.

never caught after 4 or 5 times. i thought about flying pills back one time - around 15 - but was too sketched out to try. so i packed them in a similar method inside a care package and overnighted them to my friend. that cost too much though and maybe next time if necessary i'll just carry them on somehow. idk. pretty bad idea most likely

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Originally posted by Zoso People around here used to go ape shit over Hydros. I personally cannot stand them. They make me edgy, and I feel like my blood pressure doubles when I take them. They gave me a few when I had my snake bite a couple of years ago, and it was torture. I'd pop one when the pain was bad enough, then for the next 2 or 3 hours I'd feel like I needed to be up cleaning the house with a toothbrush, but I was stuck flat on my back. Not.teh.fun.

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Originally posted by tubularbills

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Originally posted by Zoso Call me

flat on your back, eh?

I used to have boxer briefs with a small pocket in the crotch... that should do the trick since no one ever grabs your cock during a pat-down (even when you ask nicely). But Bas is right... with hydrocodone you should just be able to toss them in a big bottle of Tylonal and be fine.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

I've taken chronic over the Atlantic with me a couple of times but never in or out of the US of A. Going through security in Canada is pretty straight forward and the most they'll ever ask of you is to take your shoes off (and even that's rare). I've flown hundreds of times and never encountered anything remotely close to an anal search, dogs, or anything of the sort. Once you land at your destination all you do is give your passport, they ask what you're bringing into the country and you obviously say "nothing" and that's that.

I flew back from Miami last year with quate a large quantity of product in my checked luggage. Couldn't be bothered to throw it out so I just went with it. Success. Would never do that again though.

You're using them for medical purposes.
This is cake. Stick them in a Tylenol bottle in your carry-on.
If you can't take them, you can't take them.
They'll just confiscate them... I don't think you'll go to airport jail.


I once flew from Frankfurt to Toronto with no idea that there was a bag of hash in the pocket of my jeans.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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