In all honesty I can say when drunk I've only once in a while stolen water, maybe food, in order to set me back to equilibrium. I'm such a good person. *smug*

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Originally posted by ivofivo Lotsssss of these banging things.

what's white and crawls up your leg? uncle bens PERVERTED rice!! /IGK humour

On new years eve about 5 years ago me and two mate decided it would be a good idea to steal a 10ft trampoline out the back of someone's garden. We lifted it over the garden wall and carried it into the industrial estate behind their house before deciding we couldn't be bothered to jump on it so went home. I went passed a few days later and it was back in the middle of their garden.

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I took a sign like this once . It was pretty cumbersome to carry...

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Me and some friends managed to sneak about 8 really nice glass cups out of a bar one night before being kicked out.

I still have 3 of them.

When I was in high school my buddies and I stole a life sized statue of a bull (those c0r whores from the K-dub area probably remember the Knotty Pine resturant in Cambridge... yeah, that statutue).

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Just would finish others' drinks that they weren't drinking.

my friends and i allways piss-off the barkeeper of our pub. Because we all know he hates it and makes a big deal out of it (actually pretty logic) it keeps getting worse and worse. We come home with beer- and cocktail glasses, ashtrays, signs of our fav beer. I've had my eyes on a big moose-head for a long time now, hopefully it will be mine some day

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

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Originally posted by iammesol Just would finish others' drinks that they weren't drinking.

Trace and I were really into doing that in Miami.

A friend of mine and I drove around and stole phone books hanging from peoples' mailboxes the day they were delivered. We were psyched while we were doing it, but at the end looked at our car full of phone books and wondered what the hell we were going to do with them all.

can't recall anything at the moment, but i watched my buddy steal a chair from the university chapel once

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Originally posted by Mrs Haus Also I noticed you work for the Canadian Forces so depending on if your an Officer or an NCM (non-Commissioned Member) and your now in Kingston by the looks of it so your no longer on your basic training where you get paid peanuts. So like I said depending on if your an NCM or Officer and your rank, you probably make at least $50,000 a year but most likely more. And depending on if you live at CFB Kingston your cost of living is probably very low as well, but even if you weren't cost of living in Kingston isn't that bad. Its only $30 which is cheaper than most nights at Stereo. Most of us on here who post about Stereo have put out probably hundreds and hundreds of dollars clubbing there just this year alone, and have never really complained for the most part. I know I sure as hell have.

I can count on one hand the number of times I have been absolutely piss drunk. On these rare occasions many lulz have occurred, including the theft of a ficus tree back in February 2008.

I don't remember much of the night. I was at my usual haunt with some friends while they argued politics, and I was on my second LIT in an hour (on top of three shots of some random liquor). I was bored of their political rantings and turned to the fake, plastic tree next to our table and supposedly started to talk to it. I don't remember this, but my friends swear its true.

Fast forward a few hours later, it is closing time and I am still carrying on a conversation with this tree. It seems I decided our conversation was too good to end, so I unplugged the string of lights that was wrapped around the tree and proceeded to drag my new friend out of the bar and down the street to my apartment. I wake up the next day hanging half way off my couch with this tree knocked over in front of my door. With my massive hangover I remember looking at the tree, wondering why the hell it was there, then climbed onto my couch properly and went to sleep.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.