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Originally posted by Acton Call me You're like the daughter I never had.

What about the daughters you did have... sicko.

Funniest bday thread I've read.

Happy birthday Rose

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

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Originally posted by shapes No really there was blood, coming from my asshole.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Why cause we can't buy her booze now in return for favors? How is 21... That doesn't even make sense. Stop sucking at making fun of people Ian!

America, getting licensing laws right since 1900 and FAT FUCK.

Jesus.

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Nothing lasts, nothing lasts, everything is changing into something else. Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong, everything is on track...

You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

happy belated! though i already wished you a happy birthday on fb.

OH GOD HOW MANY DRUGS WERE INPUTTED?

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Originally posted by Ted Promo OH GOD HOW MANY DRUGS WERE INPUTTED?

I sense a Facebook attack coming.

That wouldn't allow me to make full usage of my recently-filed fingernails.