Oh, whew. I was || this close to scheduling a pore-purge/chem peel!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Doesn't work- Steven Seagal movies are always 3 words long.

TOTAL LETHAL NECESSITY
Steven Seagal + Chuck Norris + Phillip Michael Thomas + John Cena + William H. Macy
Being a cop in a small town is one thing, but when you're a gay ex Navy Seal cop who dresses in drag for undercover assignments, in a small town...

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I am in awe, Sir.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Somebody call Michael Bay.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Somebody call Michael Bay.

I've already got the preview edit lined up:

Cue C+C Music Factory's "Everybody Dance Now"

[Inside the club on a runway] Dressed in size 13 ruby slippers shot panning up...

[Edit title font on black background word: TOTAL]

[Inside the club at bar] Man putting keys away in pocket moves blazer to reveal holstered weapon.

[Edit title font on black background word: LETHAL]

[Outside the club on gravel parking lot] Engine roars to filtered cut of C+C song.

[Cut music and edit title font on black background word: NECESSITY]

Announcer: Being a cop in a small town is one thing, but when your partner is due in court for a custody hearing related to his anger management issues and you're a gay ex Navy Seal cop who dresses in drag for undercover assignments, in a small town...

[Cue frenetic tom tom solo and edit quick glimpse of two indeterminately sexed adults positioned to embraced - but too blurry to make out who]

Announcer: You

[Edit: Stock footage of racing cars, no one will notice it's not in the movie]

Announcer: Will

[Edit: Sudden crash and explosion]

Announcer: Go

[Edit: Ruby red slippers and high velocity splatter]

Announcer: All

[Edit: Man taking off wig]

Announcer: The

[Edit: Another explosion]

Announcer: Way

Cut to title shot and PG13 rating

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On And you're about as necessary as a knife in the rectum.

wow, you really went all out with that one.

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by DarkWater Apparently this is not valued by this website's moderator(s)?

damn i wish i can be there for you and nurture you...hold you in my arms...look at all these people ridiculing you..


if your actually from vancouver get in touch with me, and ill slap your ciello onto some electro house tunes,to get your name out there.

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Originally posted by DarkWater Apparently this is not valued by this website's moderator(s)?

Correct lol

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