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Originally posted by Esiotrat My dad's great uncle had many wives, he used to keep the oldest ones busy with housework and only romance the youngest one. One day he came home to find his beloved a complete invalid in bed all bruised up. True story.

Hahahaha, now there’s a man who understands the division of labour!

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Originally posted by Lira You don't get it, do you? A Fiat Punto produces 80 horsepower. A Chevrolet Corvette produces 640 horsepower. 72 Angry women easily produce as much power as both cars combined. That is, 720 whorespower. Edit: Ouch at Selma's story!

Dude, this is islam!! you beat them into submission.

is it really the rise of terrorism? religious groups have been killing people for a long ass time.

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Originally posted by trancypantzzz is it really the rise of terrorism? religious groups have been killing people for a long ass time.

Oh so Sweden has always had terrorist attacks?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Hahahaha, now there’s a man who understands the division of labour!

Lol they suffered dire consequences, he was pissed. He adored his youngest wife, and she pretty much 'won' because after that he got her her own house away from the "old cranky witches" as he liked to call them lol.

RIP, funny man.

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Originally posted by Esiotrat I am sure all the suicide bombers want to die solely for the promised 72 virgins.

Here are just a few of them:



Also... why are you all assuming that the 72 virgins are all women?

Anyway... it's just ignorance of people to demonize an entire religion based off of the actions of a very small group. If you're going to do that, then you pretty much have to hate everyone. Arguably that's the better route. Non-discriminate hate for all!

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Originally posted by Theresa Also... why are you all assuming that the 72 virgins are all women?

We're optimists.

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Originally posted by Theresa why are you all assuming that the 72 virgins are all women?

We're not assuming. It says so in the Koran!

They're described as being eternally young, have big gorgeous eyes, a modest gaze, pure beings of amazing beauty and kindness blabladeebla.

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Originally posted by Esiotrat We're not assuming. It says so in the Koran! They're described as being eternally young, have big gorgeous eyes, a modest gaze, pure beings of amazing beauty and kindness blabladeebla.

if you would have just included "big jugs " in there you would have lira saying As-Salamu Alaykum in no time

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Originally posted by djhaziel if you would have just included "big jugs " in there you would have lira saying As-Salamu Alaykum in no time

Lol oh but they do! It goes on and on describing just how perfect they are. Beautiful big tatas that won't be affected by breast-feeding, nor would pregnancy affect their tight bodies, and should you wish to have children, their pregnancy only lasts an hour.

It's quite an enjoyable story. The whole Koran is.. I must have read it 15 times just for kicks.

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