I fucked a robot because I was horny.

Pretty sensible course of action, compared to some of you weirdos!

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Originally posted by EgosXII i did a blowjob to george bush because i smoke crack...

No way!

I did a blowjob to George Bush because I hate my life.

I pissed on a piece of shit because I hate my life.

No I'm just kidding, the ****** wouldn't flush so I had to break it up somehow!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk "I need your mum, because I'm racist."

This thread is entire bullshit with out pics
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I hate a Nazi because I have perfect abs.

Pix or GTFO

"I fucked a lesbian because I was horny"

Legen....(wait for it)....dary!

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I pissed on a lesbian because I hate my life

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

I got married with a jew because I hate my life.

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Originally posted by Banora I pissed on a lesbian because I hate my life

vid?

Hey, that works pretty good. I do hate George Bush because I'm sexy.

I shot a drunk Mexican because my friends told me to do it.

This sounds eerily truthful

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I fucked a horse because I'm sexy.

BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY BESTIALITY

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