I just went back and read all my status updates from the last year and a half or so. My favorite was something like this:


My wife honest to goodness just asked me: "Did you like the smell of that thing I put in the toilet this morning?"

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Did you ask her, "yeah, but who in their right mind puts freshly-baked cinnamon buns in the toilet, anyway? Weirdo."

Well... did you?

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Hal enjoys toilet talk. And whores.

Preferably at the same time.

A friend had a quote that was supposedly from Plato as his status on gtalk, something like "Some kids are afraid of the dark, and some grown-ups are afraid of the Light" (based on a quote Plato apparently never said: "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."). It used to strike me as so condescending because his religion is "the Light" (it's a common metaphor used by them) and anyone that isn't into it is supposedly afraid of "the knowledge".

One day I eventually told him that I wasn't afraid of their beliefs, they just didn't make any sense.

Edit: Ooops

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Last edited by Lira on Dec-23-2010 at 17:31

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Well... did you?

*shifty eyes*

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Originally posted by Lira One day I eventually told me that I wasn't afraid of their beliefs, they just didn't make any sense.

Did you have an enjoyable conversation with yourself?

Yeah, but Lira only has Japanese people on his FB.

And really, they only see half the screen.

quote:

Originally posted by Lira It used to strike me as so condescending because his religion is "the Light" (it's a common metaphor used by them) and anyone that isn't into it is supposedly afraid of "the knowledge".

You're friends with a paladin!?

AWESOME!

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quote:

Originally posted by Renzo Hal enjoys toilet talk. And whores. Preferably at the same time.

Renzo enjoys Hal enjoying.

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Originally posted by couch-potato You're friends with a paladin!? AWESOME!

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

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