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| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Hal, I'm going to invent a website called 'Deathbook'. It will be a site where individuals establish and maintain connections with their arch-enemies. Instead of 'friending' an individual one would 'taunt' them in order to make a connection. I'd like you to be the honorary first member by 'taunting' me. What say you? |
Might I suggest instead of 'friending', we term it 'fiending'. Yes, that's a much better idea than yours. That's what us Arch-enemies are for.
Also, I should have a large office building "downtown" where I plot all of my "operations". This is a bit small, but I have plans within plans... for corporate growth!
Namely by providing the most top-of-the-line appliances out there with prices that absolutely demolish my competitors. Kenmore is a name you can trust- Whirlpools are things that swallow unsuspecting children equipped only with arm-waders as they wallow about the shallow parts of the coast. Clearly, they're nothing but a hazard. An expensive hazard, at that.
My first act of vile contempt for my fellow man will be to instill an insidiously viral social engineering program mandating that, whenever somebody sneezes, passersby still say "Bless you", but they have to put both of their forefingers in the air simultaneously bending them as they say it. You know, to imply some sort of quotation that really comes off as asshole-ish.
*rubs palms together pressingly whilst sporting an impossible grimace*
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