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Originally posted by Sushipunk I would invest tons of money trying to find just the right diet, to create a fart so powerful it could level a small city.

Already done it.

Breakfast - 3 egg "nom"lette

Lunch - Soup with a 'shitload' of beans, pulses, lentils & split peas

Dinner - Lentil Fritata



And personally, as a massive sports fan, I'd probably set up an academy coaching kids and people who've never had the chance to play a particular sport and so would be so unbelieveably bad that they'd benefit greatly, so ice-hockey for Kenyans, Rugby for Americans and Cricket for Australians.

And also buy my local football club.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Then I would buy America and turn it in a socialist state, just to piss kev off.

I think you're too late... someone already beat you to the punch

Get a Silmarillion movie series in the works.
Make it long enough so no neckbeard can watch it in one seating

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Originally posted by narcism I would build and live in this

Awesome. You do that, ill invest in building this for easy travel under water.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I would make a spiritual successor to TIE fighter/freespace 2. And then a spiritual successor to Elite. Then I would buy America and turn it in a socialist state, just to piss kev off.

Another great idea!

BTW, woudnt a spiritual succesor to Elite be the X series? I loved each of those games, and was very sad when they said the would stop making them, and started doing carwhels out of joy when they said they will start making them again!

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Originally posted by Moongoose BTW, woudnt a spiritual succesor to Elite be the X series? I loved each of those games, and was very sad when they said the would stop making them, and started doing carwhels out of joy when they said they will start making them again!

never liked x. too cold and stale, and was way too much 4X as opposed to a cool space sim. never liked the engine that ran like a dog either. am hopeful for rebirth, but i suspect it will end up being more of the same. i want a game that focuses solely on the flying gameplay, not the factories and eco etc.

i loved smuggling drugs or weapons in elite first encounters

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Originally posted by Renzo This thread is now about leggings.

leggings frolicking in the july snow.

I'd make porno starring dOP and William Hung.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN never liked x. too cold and stale, and was way too much 4X as opposed to a cool space sim. never liked the engine that ran like a dog either. am hopeful for rebirth, but i suspect it will end up being more of the same. i want a game that focuses solely on the flying gameplay, not the factories and eco etc. i loved smuggling drugs or weapons in elite first encounters

What i would do to make it exciting is set up a trade route trough a, lets say less than safe area, then run escort for my cargo ships...plenty of badguys to shoot then

Few things as exciting as being attacked by what appears to be an overwhelming enemy force, a couple of fighters in support of a couple of freighters, then when things seem the most dire, your battleship comes out of fucking nowhere and unleashes destruction as never seen before upon the fools that ared to attack you


Though according to an interview with David Braben himself at this years GDC, Elite 4 is in the works!

http://www.gdcvault.com/play/101462...Game-Postmortem



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And i now officially love my new phone.




Fuck yeah, wing commander on a phone!

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I'd buy Fox and fire the cunts who axed Firefly and Dollhouse. Then I'd give Joss Whedon whatever he needed to finish his epicness.

I'd also provide fundings for a final X-Files movie in 2012.

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think about it.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.