___________________
A wise prophet hath once foretold:

quote:

Originally posted by stealthman Vernon Wanderer will rediscover his roots back unto wandering vast endless plains miserably....

Ew.

___________________
www.soundcloud.com/jpamusic

quote:

Originally posted by Sushipunk At least last time you Brits got pissed off, we got punk music out of it. This time, it'll probably just end up being embers breaks

Cool storay brahzorz. Got moar?

crappy story if you ask me

quote:

Originally posted by Igottadontknow crappy story if you ask me

quote:

Originally posted by igottaknow crappy story if you ask me

You can do better IGK.

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by Alex You can do better IGK.

Unfortunately, he can't

___________________

I actually know a guy that abuses puns to no end. It's kind of like watching an episode of "how its made" on Discovery. That bitch just lays down a good 10 puns per episode.

___________________

Sorry guys had a long weekend and i'm kinda pooped

quote:

Originally posted by Desiderata Well, anyWAY... Now you know that females not only fart but they defecate also and apparently they do it during sex (never has happened to me) but I have to ask if this is your second time this happened to you then why did you make that Thread? Unless, you have been having fornication with ugly females. Don't feel bad I have a few under my belt when I was young.

Flawless logic to prove he only porks uggers. Zing.

___________________
Mix archive | Melbourne club guide

quote:

Originally posted by elFreak A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore. fin

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

quote:

Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay

Well you are fucking disgusting aren't you? How in the name of Pie was that even remotely arousing experience? You must take some fucked up drugs or your cock must be half dead to have to do that kinda of depraved shit to get off.

I bet your mother's fanny honks by the way.

___________________
Nothing lasts, nothing lasts, everything is changing into something else. Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong, everything is on track...

You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...