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Originally posted by Maaz There was an acid junkie (not the TA!) and his hobby was taking school exams on acid. One day, he was waving his arm and hugging his desk totally desperate. In the end people asked him what the heck he was doing Answer: "The letters were trying to run away, bro! I tryed to hold them, but they kept falling off from my desk!" Another day he claimed that he had done only the questions that were blinking in his test... can you guys imagine what it feels like to take an exam and realise that the letters are blinking!? He knew it was because of the acid... and that's why he kept using it

OMFG, that is hilarious! sorta like they did in How High. did that guy, by any chance, get like 100% all the time?

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix OMFG, that is hilarious! sorta like they did in How High. did that guy, by any chance, get like 100% all the time?

Yeah, sure - 100% stoned

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Two bad bad bad acid trips. Both ending in the same fashion.

Wigging out in the wee hours of the morning buck naked on the tiled floor of my bathroom discussing the meaning of life with a toilet paper roll and the pickle king. I still don't understand the supposed revelations I had. And don't know if I ever will. Drugs are bad mmm kay?

~Azareal

allright, this is not about me, but rather about some other guy. dunno how much of this is true, caz i heard it from someone else.

so these guys were sitting in an apartment on the 5th floor of the building, drinking vodka. they got really drunk, one of them started doing something weird or maybe he just he mixed up the window with the door- he fell out of the 5th floor window!

the other guys got a bit worried, called an ambulance and went back to drinking. so then they hear a ring on the door. they open it and it's the guy that fell down - he's absolutely fine, even though he fell down like 20 meters.

so they're all happy, drinking, celebrating that the guy is in one piece. guess what comes next? the ambulance does. of course the paramedics start ratting that there's no one to save and they absolutely don't believe the guy that he fell out of the window. so guess what he does? yes, jumps out of the window on purpose.

this time he broke his leg and something else, so the paramedics take him away. the other guys get back to drinking.

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I've got one and its about me not my "friend".

Me and my brother were up stairs in his friends bedroom. So, his friend pulls out a bong. Ive never smoked, but im curious so i take a bunch of hits to impress them. Now were all baked and im f**ked up.

His parents come home and calls us down to eat dinner with them, we try to politely refuse, but they won't take no for an answer. Now were at the dinner table tryin to act normal. His father like so how was your day and we're like laughing at everything he says. My face hurt so bad cause i was tryin not to laugh but i couldnt.

Anyways that was my lame drug story...moral of the story never get baked b4 dinner at a friends house...

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My friend's bro was at an acid party once and some guy was pointing in circles at the door saying, "stop moving...i gotta walk through you."

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His parents come home and calls us down to eat dinner with them, we try to politely refuse, but they won't take no for an answer. Now were at the dinner table tryin to act normal. His father like so how was your day and we're like laughing at everything he says. My face hurt so bad cause i was tryin not to laugh but i couldnt.

oh i can beat that.

how about this same situation, but when you are 14 and its the first time youve done acid.. and you are peaking when you are eating dinner. oh, and rugrats (fucked up kids cartoon) is being played on tv in the background. i still dont know how my parents couldnt tell we were fucked up

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix allright, this is not about me, but rather about some other guy. dunno how much of this is true, caz i heard it from someone else. so these guys were sitting in an apartment on the 5th floor of the building, drinking vodka. they got really drunk, one of them started doing something weird or maybe he just he mixed up the window with the door- he fell out of the 5th floor window! the other guys got a bit worried, called an ambulance and went back to drinking. so then they hear a ring on the door. they open it and it's the guy that fell down - he's absolutely fine, even though he fell down like 20 meters. so they're all happy, drinking, celebrating that the guy is in one piece. guess what comes next? the ambulance does. of course the paramedics start ratting that there's no one to save and they absolutely don't believe the guy that he fell out of the window. so guess what he does? yes, jumps out of the window on purpose. this time he broke his leg and something else, so the paramedics take him away. the other guys get back to drinking.

lol what a fag!!! ROFL!!!!! too fun for me i must leave this thread now

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not my funniest story but my most recent

last night im at this party at my friends house. i had like 16 shots of jb under my belt and had already thrown up once. i was sitting in some chair in her living room and i had the urge to throw up again. but i was so comfortable i didnt want to get up. so i grabbed a half full doritos bag and did the business in there. i just through the bag on the floor and tried my hardest not to loose it when a japanese exchange student put her hand in the bag.

ohhh if you only would of seen her face

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Originally posted by XxClayxX ohhh if you only would of seen her face

Eeeew! What did she say!?
"Whato de hello is diso? Eeww, you bassutarudo!" hehehehe (needs no translation, does it?)

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drugs are hilarious

my story is not very funny. i was totally wasted, although fully conscious and aware. while trying to sleep, i had a very thoughtful philosophical arguement with myself. i was questioning the existence of everything.