Roi Heenok:

Mon medallion touche a mon PENIS

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pretty much all of this is hilarious and awesome

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Originally posted by meriter pretty much all of this is hilarious and awesome

none of that shit here plz. hip hop. srs bznz.

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BA-DUM-TSS

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by netroM They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless

Winner!!

I'm serious as cancer,
When I say.... Rhythm Is A Daaaaaancer!

a mass of tears have transformed to stones now
sharpened on suffering and woven into slings
hope lies in the rubble of this rich fortress
taking today what tomorrow never brings

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Spring drum & bass mix
Soundcloud

"i'm like nevada in the summer
i'm resting in the lead i need a pillow and a cover
my foots sleeping on the gas
no brake pads no such thing as last" - wayne (forever)

"My street mentality flip bricks forever, know me and money
we like armed co-defendants, nigga we stick together
Shit whatever for this cheddar ran my game into the ground
Hustle harder to see if indictment time came around
Now you can look up and down the streets and I can't be found
Put in twenty-four hour shifts but, that ain't me now
Got a face too easy to trace, niggaz mouths got slow leaks
Had to hide between my workers, couldn't play those streets" - jayz (streets is watching)

"Now come on everybody, let's make cocaine cool
We need a few more half naked women up in the pool
And hold this MAC-10 that's all covered in jewels
And can you please put your titties closer to the 22s?" - cudi (daydreamin')

"It's only natural, actual facts are thrown at you
The impact'll blow trees back and crack statues
Million dollar rap crews fold, check the sick shit
explicit, I crystalize the rhyme so you can sniff it
We live this, fitted hats low conceal the Crooked I
No surprise, verbal stick up -- put em high
Rebel I, outlaw, split second on the draw
Blow the door off this shit, like bricks of C-4" - inspektah (itz yourz)

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery What are you, Mattinsanity?

I agree. will the fake slim shadies please sit down.

The song is no so hot over all, but due only to delivery this is my current fav:

Big Boi]
I walk it out like that last shot of 'gnac at the club
Cause the package sto' was closed and I'm attached to my buzz
Been slammin Cadillac do's, you know woody-wood cuz
Stay jammin everything platinum check the status cuz cuz
Boy I side! Brimmin with diamonds but that don't mean shit
Designin fly rhyme patterns since I was seventeen kid
On "Southernplayalistic" intro listen close to Peaches
She said nothin but king shit all day, and they be bi-tches
It's like I'm at the dentist cause everybody got crowns
I'll change to ace of spades, cutthroats, and won't bow down
Not a king queen or jack fade this, come clean son
Swing from my 'sac like my babies
Actin like you crazy, Daddy Fat' don't like that misbehavin
A-Town's up and deuces down, and somethin else that be created
Tell Oomp, get the doomp, clear the booth it's now official
Droppin bombs like a North Korean nuclear missile
I'll walk it out, yeah

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say, "fuck everything"
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees
Fuck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D
And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters, with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you
Don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the movie "The Fan", starring Wesley Snipes
"Demolition Man's" the only Snipes movie I like
And fuck likin' shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not likin' all the shit I don't like
Like tissues, fuck 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind
And fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half-an-hour at most
And fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just cause you float, you think you're so fuckin' bad?
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but

(I don't give a fuck)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything
(I don't give a fuck)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

A bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a man's best friend.

-Dr Dre