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| quote: | Originally posted by Skipper
I need a Kony Coles notes! |
From Reddit:
| quote: | "Joseph Kony is the leader of the Lord's Resistance Army, a stateless militia with origins in Northern Uganda. He has been active for nearly three decades, recruiting and brainwashing young boys to join his "army." He forces children to kill their own parents and desecrate their bodies while using young girls as sex slaves. His army terrorizes small villages in the region and utterly decimates them. He gets his boys to mutilate the bodies of their victims in horrible ways. He has recruited upward of 30,000 boys in total through his decades of activity.
The American group Invisible Children, a selfless host of white savior activists, are getting Obama to solve the problem once and for all, the way only Americans can! But public interest is waning, and our beautiful white filmmaker leaders are worried that the 100 advisers Obama sent will get withdrawn before Kony is captured and brought to stand trial at the International Criminal Court in the Hague.
Fortunately, you can fix this by buying a box full of stickers and buttons, and affixing them to lampposts and bulletin boards when you're already stoned on 4/20. Do that in tandem with using #Kony2012 on your Twitter and Facebook updates, maybe changing your profile picture and reposting the video, and presto change-o! Kony gets caught!
For this to work really well though, you have to monitor your Twitter feed until George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey and Mark Zuckerberg happen to use #Kony2012 and get it retweeted 1 million times each. Then just wait for the AP update that says simply "We got 'im!" to roll in on your iPhone.
Oh, and also: childbirth, blonde boy is cute, sloganeering, Shephard Fairey consents, and all African people can be broken down into good ("Jacob") and bad ("Kony"). Unfortunately, even the Jacobs of Africa can't help themselves so it takes white American college kids to do it for them on social networking sites.
How long did that take to read?" |
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