Porn is like, the ultimate procrastination-station. One minute you're sorta focused, knocking work out, next minute, 10 tabs are open and you're feeling filthy. Also, you've wasted at least half an hour.
Mar-15-2012 03:35
La5eR
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
sometimes have you ever woken up from a midnight dreary all full of anti-confusion? Kinda like its makin sense but dom delouise is tellin you youre not a dog. And above it all every squandering person looks like they have 4 sides but only have 2 hexagons for pistols?
Its correlation to quantum quarks and the non-like are quite mind-blowing. Its as if you have hadgrid tellin you youre a wizard arry. Then your communication hand-held goes off askin for bacon and applejax then your thought-center just tailspins into a baloo towards a kitten.
All this is happening until you realize how good you look will-feral cat style. But you gotta make sure your hair doesnt have a calico in it. With the genetic exercises your birth-canal gave you youre slowly wound up into a twister with helen hunt in search for oranges in a field of musical sounds. Kinda like a snake being eatin by a plane with hugh jackman tearing a shit from a storms ass.
So suffice as to say you got a whole lotta shakin goin on with the presley seasoning in your lasagna. But be wary as you might have to loosen up your arbuckle to get a date.
Then you wake up and realize you took the blue pill and committed a sense-offense with your feet hobbled by a deranged misery induced nightmare.
Just make sure you prevent your forest from catching fire though. Mcgruff wont be too happy.
Mar-15-2012 03:37
zyklon-jay
The Real Henry Hill
Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
I really want to take a shit really badly, but the bathroom is too far. should i shit my pants or use the litter box. i WILL be taking pics btw.
Mar-15-2012 03:54
La5eR
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
Zyk: Going forthwith with that is wittilly woodifying.!
Mar-15-2012 04:02
zyklon-jay
The Real Henry Hill
Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
i ate some quinoa last night so it will probably look a little nutty.
Mar-15-2012 04:04
La5eR
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPY FUN TIM!
Mar-15-2012 04:24
La5eR
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
ITS SAFE!
Mar-15-2012 04:26
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees