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Originally posted by Miss Pie "Uh, I didn't get any dressing on my salad.." with this stupid fucking smug look on her face. I had to laugh when the server, victoriously, pointed at the fucking bowl of dressing right in front of her and said "There it is, help yourself."

Fantastic.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I know! Women are fucking BRUTAL!! There was this bitch at Bas' wedding - super hot, well groomed, young thing, who you'd THINK would act as classy as she looked - but Jesus fuck were her table manners and use of utensils ever atrocious! There was this other rude fucking bitch there, actually...clearly thought her shit didn't stink, and must have thought that the way to show class is by speaking down to everyone. Anyway, the first course was served and she, cuntily, said to the server "Uh, I didn't get any dressing on my salad.." with this stupid fucking smug look on her face. I had to laugh when the server, victoriously, pointed at the fucking bowl of dressing right in front of her and said "There it is, help yourself." Apparently she thought the dressing was GRAVY! Hahahahaha fucking stupid bitch. /hate

did the reception room smell like bas' feet?

No, it was all very beautiful and smelled fantastic.

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay did the reception room smell like bas' feet?

Smelly feet is the precise reason Frenchie wasn't invited.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I know! Women are fucking BRUTAL!! There was this bitch at Bas' wedding - super hot, well groomed, young thing, who you'd THINK would act as classy as she looked - but Jesus fuck were her table manners and use of utensils ever atrocious!

His wife, right?

Uh no, his wife has impeccable manners. Nice try though, fag.

I wonder if Frenchie put a napkin on her gunt at fancy restaurants like Pizza Hut.

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay I wonder if Frenchie put a napkin on her gunt at fancy restaurants like Pizza Hut.

A napkin her gunt would look like a yamica on a whale.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Rob Reiner already did that.

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Originally posted by Intellekshual Shoes - It's expected to remove one's shoes when entering a guest's home.

OXYMORON!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay I can give a pass on not knowing which fork is which, but shovel eating, mouth full talking, elbows on the table, reaching over everyone for shit and eating stuff with their hands that is not meant to be eaten that way.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

See, to me the stuff you listed is just normal table manners. All that foppery about proper wine-pouring, though? Pfft.