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Originally posted by Sushipunk Sounds like you've only ever had shitty salads then.

Not for me, I've had salads from take out places to salads at extremely nice places. I have made my own salads, I have had every manner of relative and friend make me salads, and I have never been like "OH YES THIS IS AMAZING!".

Chicken caesar salad with bacon, parmesan cheese, and croutons. Come ooooooonnnnn.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Sounds like you've only ever had shitty salads then.

Idk, maybe. I doubt it though. More of a pizza, bbq, burgers, mac and cheese, ect fan.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Not for me, I've had salads from take out places to salads at extremely nice places. I have made my own salads, I have had every manner of relative and friend make me salads, and I have never been like "OH YES THIS IS AMAZING!".

same.

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Originally posted by Trancelover03591 Idk, maybe. I doubt it though. More of fat bastard

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I wish I could enjoy salads. I really really do. I just can't for some reason. No matter how I prepare them. Even with huge chunks of meat in them and trying every dressing in the world a salad just doesn't do my appetite anything. I think it is mainly a texture thing. Spinach leafs make think of eating stuff off the ground, iceberg lettuce is disgusting feeling, and i am not a fan of diced radish and stuff like that.

Although I do enjoy salads, my main reason for eating them is not in the pleasure, but in the in the nutrition. I have one at work every morning around 9:30. We've come to refer to them as "breakfast salads" at the office. I figure, prepared properly, it's a good way to cram 4 servings of vegetables into an enjoyable experience.

As for appetite, I agree. They do nothing to satisfy me. But, nothing really every knocks my hunger down a large degree. I am 6'1" 145lbs, and my metabolism is outrageous. I "graze" all day long. If I don't snack on something every couple of hours, it means shaky hands and debilitating headaches, and the inability to focus.

lit candle next to cutting board while cutting onions

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Originally posted by EarnYourKeep lit candle next to cutting board while cutting onions

I'm terribly clumsy, unfortunately. I'd knock the sumbitch over and spill wax in my salad or some such. Or, at worst, start a fire.

sounds like youre better off at chipotle, probably better off staying away from the cutting board you might just give in and slit your own wrist

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