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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay My wife uses chopsticks.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay My wife uses chopsticks.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay My wife uses chopsticks.

To... uh... pick up dumplings?

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Jay you wife no mind take Er nai

you just don't understand gravity at the quantum porous level...see states. As in, you have to partake in state-change in order to evolve. Have more sex, if sitting for too long get up, look up and curse at your country for the alien hegemony it fosters among us.

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My wife doesn't like fingering me. I make her do it.

What can I say, at this point, I need variety with sex. Done it all.

I'm considering pee hole insertion.

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Do you pee on her?

Vanilla is just not interesting.

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https://youtu.be/h5sX24usBvQ

Naw. Do you know how hard it is to get psyched up to fuck a woman that just had a kid? Granted she had a c section, so the vag is not in flying squirrel mode....but yeah, I need a Bentley up my ass to make it exciting.

Just wait. If you have kids one day, jimmy will make the "I'm pretending I want to fuck you to make you happy while your tits spray milk everywhere" face.

It's as hot as a polar bear's anus. Bring on rectal punishment!

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Hahaha, I want kids less and less...and less.