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Originally posted by Arbiter Good luck with that.

arbiterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

i miss you

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i shoulda sent a kite to vivid and jenny for the racism ebonics thread

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

Well see that's exactly it. I read the whole thing and just can't be bothered anymore. Sorry.

dont have to apologize, i thoroughly enjoy you being a **** let's just say it's a bit of a let down to see you not spend the time..you are getting soft...probably trying to make babies

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Ew no yet. Not til after Movement, at the very earliest. 2016 for sure though. *sigh*

Was loling with Jamie about getting/being pregnant, and saying how I can't wait to be honest about how terrible it is, lol.

It's worse for the man.

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay It's worse for the man.

amen brother.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Never was a question about it. Bad enough having to deal with monthly hormonal rages, can't imagine 9-10 whole months of it, lol. Poor men.

There is that.

There is also the trying to pretend she's so hot and having sex with her part. I mean pregnant women are beautiful and all...but it is hard to get amped up for baby eye poking. If she starts lactating early...keeping a chub while having a thick poutine cheese like substance squirting out of engorged mammaries requires a steel will and a wank bank so deep...those things get squirty too.

Lose your chub? Oh man...the emotional havoc that will ensue is worse than I imagine getting off the train at Auschwitz must have felt like.

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I remember my wife trying to be sexy and surprising me (i was really surprised) in some lingerie and stockings (not maternity stuff either) about 7 months in. Her body was poking and bulging out of everything like the hot dog rolls on the back of King Kong bundy's head.

God bless Japanese whiskey and dick pills.

My dick felt like a martyr, yet no one wrote a book about it or named latin kids after it.

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Couldn't you pay someone. I mean it's China after all...

That's what I meant about being honest about pregnancy. I know I will feel gross and fat and weird and uncomfortable. I know the miracle of a life growing inside me will be magical and all, but I just don't know how women can say the physical part is anything other than alien and awful. I try to picture myself with a huge baby belly and feel totally awkward about it, lol. :/

I sure as hell will not feel sexy, that's for sure. I mean wtf, really? Ughh. I also hate when pregnant chicks wear tight clothes. Have some fucking modesty ffs. I guess I'm old school.

Also, plenty of research shows it is no less safe for the baby to be delivered c section versus vaginally these days, so I will probably elect to have it c section. I do not want to do that to my vagina and pretend like it isn't different and I don't hate it after. Especially since I'm old. I doubt it'll have the same resiliency as if I had kids 10 years ago.