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Originally posted by nervous Def the episode where homer eats some of chief wiggans extra hot chillies and goes trippin with the dog as his guide. Classic simpsons

Dog: Find your soulmate Homer
Homer:......wait a minute, dogs can't talk
*turns back to dog*
Dog: woof woof
Homer: Damn straight!!

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Originally posted by Xict episode where homer fixes the toaster and turns it into a time machine or sumthin.... (skips to a scene where the simpsons are ritch and patti and selma are dead) Homer: marge, may i have a donut please Marge: donut?? what's a donut? Homer: ahhhhhhhhhh! (gets the hell outta that dimension)

LMAO!!!! the way he screamed was fuckin jokes..."AHHH!!! AAAAHHH!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Oh, and another one:
Maude: Oh, and by the way Homer, congratulations on your new job
Homer: New job?...Marge is pregnant?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Rhythm I also love when McBain jumps out of this plane on to his enemy's plane, and rips open the canopy and proceeds to break the dude's neck... fucking hilarious!!

Mcbain (in that scene):Take that Commie-Nazi!

Homer: Hey! He looks just like you Pointdexter!! (to Millhouse)

Or the X-Files episode. Mulder knocks on the Simpsons door, Homer opens it. Mulder flips out his FBI badge, u see a seductive, porno style picture of him there and he says in this overdramatic way "Fox Mulder: F-B-I!"


God, I'm cracking up just reading this thread...Simpsons=B3$T $H0W EVAR!!

Last edited by infinity HiGH on Nov-20-2002 at 05:58

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Originally posted by daydreamer asuming some of us watch tv and cartoons. (raises hand) what is your favorite simpsons moment or episode. I really like the episode when Homer thinks Bart is gay and he takes him to all this manly places to make him straight. The shit was so fucking crazy. I laugh all the time i see that. THe new episodes are kind of lacking. they are probably running out of jokes. Zaaaappp lol late dreamer

Lol yeah that's a good episode,

Moe: Ahhh don't worry homer we can turn your other kid uhhh...what's her name...Lisa! We can turn her into a man !

Homer: Theres no use.....she's a vegitarian...

Moe: Oh Homer.....

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honestly my favorite episode is when president bush senior moves in across the street and they have a war. damn good!

ahhhhhhh i just remembered another one....
(episode where Homer and Flanders marry 2 other women)
Ned: We hafta divorce these women!
Homer: I dunno Ned, there's many advantages to having TWO wives, purrrrr *switches to a scene of Homer's thoughts*
(Marge is chopping wood and the other girl is digging a hole in the ground while Homer is sitting in a hammock)
Homer: dig, dig, chop, chop, dig, dig, chop, chop

rofl that f-b-i one with Molder's pic was hilarious... cant believe i almost forgot about that one.

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haha..the best part is when Moe (the bartender), Homer and a bunch of other guys are playing poker. Everyone is smoking a ciggar and a dude walks out and Moe asks....Where ya going ? .. the dude says to him...Im just going to get some fresh air. Moe says "Bah...going out for fresh air..for me the cigarr is fresh air" and he coughs as hell

'he can hear pudding!'

-bart in reference to homer...dunno which ep|

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When to go look to a "soccer match". The Spanish commentator finds it very exciting, and Kent Brockman thinks it's boring. I was crying when I first saw that

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My computer !

From "A star is Burns"

Jay Sherman (to Patty and Selma): Well I said, Camu can do but Sartra is smarta
Homer (to Patty, Selma and Jay): Oh yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter

when homer works for a terrorist!

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Has to be when Homers in prison for stealing and crashing Mo's car into the sea.

The old guy with glasses comes into Homer's cell and says:

oldguy: would you like a book to read
homer: ok
homer picks up book entitled "How to Escape From Prison Without Getting Caught" (or something similar)
homer: hmmm. this could be useful...
homer then hits the old guy over the head with the book and escapes!

Quality

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Originally posted by Bortsta The Canyenero Song is quality

True that, lol.

Moe is strapped to a lie detector, and is being questioned about the death of Mr Burns...

Police: Do you hold any grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No!

(BZZZT)

Moe: Oh maybe I did but I didnt shoot him!

(DING)

Police: Checks out, Ok you're free to go.

Moe: Good, coz I got a hot date tonight!

(BZZZT)

Moe: A date...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Dinner with Fred...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Dinner alone...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Watching TV alone...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Alright! I gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalog...

(BZZZT)

Moe: ...Sears catalog...

(DING)

Moe: Now will you unhook this thing already! I dont deserve this shabby kinda treatment!

(BZZZT)

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