Heard about the antique TAMPON??

They didn't know what period it was from!!

so, a guy walks into a bar with a glass in one hand and a monkey in the other.
the bartender says... "hey, what's with the monkey?"
the guy replies "monkey? MONKEY!? Where's my themometer?"






(good luck)

quote:

Originally posted by dj_mdma hehe here is my contribution 3 Tampons are walking down the street Across the road they see a sanitary towel. Which one of the tampons says 'hello'? None, because they were all stuck up ****s!

he larious

What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

i wanna quote some......... but that means quoting the whole thread

keep then coming guys

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How do you get a cat to make the sound of a dog?
-pour gasoline on it and light it on fire: *woof*

How do you get a dog to make the sound of a cat?
-put it in your freezer, and then put it through a band saw *meeeeow*

what do u call something with 2 legs and bleeds?
half a dawg! ROFL

why did the little girl fall off her bike?
because she had no legs ROFL!

the showering of crap jokes

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

quote:

Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan stolen from one of the aussie ta's (sorry ) A dislexic man walks into a bra

lol
'dislexics of the world, untie!!'

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in your pool?
bob!

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
matt!

hehe

a guy walks into a bar.
he says ouch.

two guys walk into a bar. bartender says 'you'd think one of them would have seen it!'



an irishman, a penguin and an aussie walk into a bar. the bartender looks suspiciously at them and says 'what is this, a joke?'

lol

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new set online, Summer Journeys

Why are guys faster than girls?

They have a stick shift and ball bearings

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huh?

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

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huh?

What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

can it get any worst than this?

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huh?

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

yes it can

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huh?