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Originally posted by hansolo Farts are the lord's funny joke on humans, and a good one at that. If more people just farted, with out fear, the world would be a more peaceful place.

WOW..i coudnt agree more...*bows down*

my mom farts more than my sister (who has the long lasting smell farts), me (i fart a variety of different ways) and my dad (who likes to fart on our faces) combined!

she farts even when we go to the store with her...what's worse is that she blames it on us..she even farted in front of my study group one time in college...

she's my role model...

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WOW..i coudnt agree more...*bows down*

Trance + Farts, your the COOLEST!!

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Originally posted by hansolo Trance + Farts, your the COOLEST!!

I remember when you used to think I was the coolest because I loved trance & farts.

I want my Fartin'Jesus doll back.

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it's not dangerous or really bad for your health. but if you do it on the long run constantly holding it for long periods of time then that might and i say MIGHT be bad for you health. you might start having cramps more often or have stomach aches or bad digestion. non life threatening effects.

dude if you have to always fart, that means you seriously got to change your diets. don't drink anymore soda or anything carbonated. no orange juice too. and for the 1 millionth time, drink water constantly. i have noticed that water is seriously good for you and changes your body functions. you dont get dehydrated, don't get thirsty as often, you don't crave for sugar too much, you do pee alot and i have noticed that my gas has gone down alot.

sheeeeeit! H20 is the way to go huh? lol

Steve

LOL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER

I can't believe this thread has gone on for 3 pages

this thread really is a load of guff

OMG, this has to be the funniest thread i've read in a very long thread

rofl

this thread is some funny shit

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Originally posted by Dmatrox I hate when people fart in closed spaces like airplanes. grr not only are machines affecting global warming, we are!

Oh jeez! Comming back from Germany one year, Someone farted on the plain, And as soon as everyone smealt it, Everyone would shut up, And noone talked or else that would be aknowledging that fart, So I msitting next to some guy I dont know, And he starts looking at me! And then these two kids in the seat behind me start laughing, SO I was trying my hardest not to laugh! It was horrible. We never found out who it was.