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Originally posted by USMC_Greg You did the mercenary pos? You are a l337 first time s3x0rz. Most people only know the missionary position ROFLMAO

BWAHAHAHA!

My first time was awkward as feck. Me and this girl were dating for like a week and we were both hammered, and figured it was a good idea, and it was just a disaster. Needless to say it got better though.

Kid: 'It hurts when I .. '(dances around)
Van: 'Dance?'
Kid: 'No, pee.'
Van: 'Oh, so you hooked up with a burner, didn't you? Looked clean, said it was her first time? Take some advice. Next time, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.'

Good one on the Van Wilder reference

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Originally posted by beema if you aren't a fratty boy who likes to get drunk at filthy parties every night, you wont get laid.

interesting heh? seems like it just goes that way. i ilive n apartment buildings near frats and sororities (next door practically) ....been to some frat parties myself, TONS of girls would come, drink the free beer, give up the pussy, then leave...

i've seen soooooooo many girls put up with frat boys' shit, i feel sorry for them...o well....

but yeah...not all frat boyz get laid either

and as for the "filthy" parties, you can say that again! fuck some of those frats are so NAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY!!!!!! UGH!

>JM<

*in a fraternity*

*not filthy*

LOL @ the guy who took his women in the "mercenary position"!. I believe thats called prostitution

yeh anyways, just like the other guys said the first time will be very awkward, and seemingly much more emotional for the girl. Just make sure you go easy , cos its not very enjoyable for her the first time.

hope it helps.

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Originally posted by UWM Kid: 'It hurts when I .. '(dances around) Van: 'Dance?' Kid: 'No, pee.' Van: 'Oh, so you hooked up with a burner, didn't you? Looked clean, said it was her first time? Take some advice. Next time, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.' Good one on the Van Wilder reference

Man van alwasy comes up with the goods! he is god! lol

my first time was actually ok, friedns parents went away for a week! so had a whole house and a spare bedroom, we'd only been going out for a week and 2 days but it felt right, wasnt to awkward except she was the first person to see me naked besides my parents. so it was werid! but i didnt think i would last long but i went for a bit so it was ok, we went out for 2 years. and it was the first tiem for both of us

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Originally posted by BTG If you're still in college, just go around campus with a sign on your back "I am a virgin" chicks will like fight for you.

lolol

You think that'd work?
hmmmmmmm!!!
I'll have it written with glowing letters

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Last edited by RenderedDream on Mar-24-2003 at 19:50

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg You did the mercenary pos? You are a l337 first time s3x0rz. Most people only know the missionary position ROFLMAO

LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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Originally posted by Endlesswave My opinion is it's just something to finally experience, sick of waiting for it to happen. Being in a situation that things are developed by circumstance and not by choice sucks ass but life goes on...

Pray to Jebus.

I love your sig BTW!

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oh yeah, about my first time:

It wasn't till I was 18... she was 21 and very experienced... we were both scattered after a party, back at her place. It was nothing special apart from the fact that she was popping my cherry. I didn't even cum! Partly cos I was scattered and partly cos I think I have a complicated sexuality so regular sex isn't as great a turn on as it is for most people. That was good though, she saw this hurdle as a challange and made things more interesting over the next 3 weeks (Before the night I went home with her I'd only talked to her for about 5 minutes and exchanged numbers), then I moved country.

summary: first time was nothing special except it was a bit of a milestone... then things got fun

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I have some friends who are older than me. And one day they were like: man, youve never had sex? Youre gonna do it today... So, one of them was home alone, so they called a hooker. She was DAMN UGLY wich made me get even more scared. It was horrible cause she was just that ugly. Now I laugh about it, but I was scared. And I dont like hookers anymore. Its a trauma.

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